Author Notes: This is a REALLY stupid, totally out of character fanfic. I decided to take a mini break on "Growing Pains" and write this wonderful piece of crap. Hope you enjoy it! By the way I used to be Jedi McStinky, however I changed my penname.

Disclaimer: If I owned it, I would be AT Disneyland right now, or with my boyfriend…

The Volturi Goes To Disneyland

It was a fine summer's night when the Volturi ended up on the door steps of Disneyland. How wonderful it had been to finally be there! They always wanted to go, but were unable to until they searched the website and found that the park stayed open until midnight so they could go sundown 'til midnight.

Aro looked at the map after entering the park with Caius, Marcus, Alec and Jane. "Alright, my sparkly Vampies, what shall we do first?" He said in a low voice, so they could only hear him. "Carlisle said this place was über fun and that his "son" Emmett had a blast." The vampires gathered around their fearless leader.

"I say we do Adventureland first." Alec said, getting excited about going on rides. He's never been to a theme park before. And so they headed towards Adventureland. Alec was bouncing from foot to foot and Aro finally placed a firm hand on him, telling him to calm down or he'll be sent home. Alec quit moving.

"Good boy." Aro said and they got in the cars for Indiana Jones and enjoyed the ride. However, Jane looked bored. "Cheer up, Dear one." He cooed.

It was midnight, the park was getting ready to close and they had went on most of the rides they wanted to.

"That was fun." Marcus said. "Now to go back home and have our own non-Disney rated fun. And so they went back to wherever the Volturi lived, wearing their Mickey Mouse hats and had some Non-G-Rated fun.

The End.

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