Amestris High

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Chapter 1:

Our Homeroom Teacher Is. . .

Edward and Alphonse Elric had just gotten back from a mission for Colonel Mustang. As well as hoping to find clues about the philospher stone so they could get there bodies back to normal.

"Man, sometimes these missions can be such a pain!" Ed complained as the brothers headed toward the central command center.

"Cheer up Ed, it wasn't all bad, we may not have gotten the information we hoped for but at least we help the town and got to see the looks on the bad guys faces when they found out you were the Fullmetal Alchemist!" Al snickered.

"Yeah! That was funny! Those jerks did see-"

"Ah! What the heck?" Ed looked up and saw that he had bumped into Major Hughes. "Oh, sorry Ed didn't see you there with you being so short and all." Ed heard this and got mad "Hey! Who are calling short! I'll take feet and stick them on your head!" Alphonse eventually calmed Ed down, it just took a couple minutes.

"Sorry about that Ed, but in all serious I actually came here to give you a message." Hughes said. "A message? What's it about?"Ed asked curiously. "I can't really go into details, but all I can tell is, time to go school! See ya later!" Hughes walked away leaving the Elric brothers in confusion.

"Brother, what do you think he ment by time to go to school?"

"I don't know Al, but think it's time to get some answers. Come on Al." The brothers headed to Mustang office.

30 minutes later(In Colonel Mustangs Office)

"Sir! The Elric brothers are here to see you. And it seems that Edward seems upset about something."

"Thank you Lieutenant Hawkeye, send them in please." Hawkeye opened the door and a impaient Edward stalked in.

"Hey Mustang what's this I heard about school!" Mustang just smirked. "Nice to see you too Edward." A few mintues later Al came in, his armor body making clanking noises as he walked. "Hello, Colonel Mustang and Lieutenant Hawkeye." Al bowed. "Hello, Alphonse." Hawkeye responed. "Hello Al" Mustang said. Mustang turned his attention back to Ed.

"So Ed, what brings you here?" Mustang said trying to play dumb.

"Stop playing dumb! You heard me, what is this about school?"

"Oh so I take it you ran into Hughes and he told you."

"Well he didn't tell us a lot, acutally he didn't say anything at all really expect for, Time to go to school." Al said. "So spit it Mustang! " Ed Said.

"Well Ed I information from a source of mine that told me, that certain Homunculi are posing as students at a local school and we need you two to figure out why their there and what their hiding."

"So bascially we have to inflitrait a school and figure out what the Homunculi are planning? That sounds easy enough. But there's a catch, whatever you do don't let them know your the Fullmetal Alchemist and you are to complete a whole 4 years there as well. It took a second for Al and Ed to process this information, then it dawned on them.

"A whole four years! Why so long?"

"Well Ed we think I will be good for you to brush up on your learning skills and meet new people. Don't worry Ed we'll be watching you every step of the way!"

"Mustang I will get you back for this!"

"Yeah, yeah Ed. Oh! by the way your not allowed to use Alchemy at all."

"Bye Ed, Al Have a good nights sleep, your train leaves in the morning."

"Hmp."

An upset and pissed off Ed left the room with just Alphonse standing there. "Good night Lieutenant, Colonel." Al bowed and went after Ed. "Ed, wait up!" Al called his armor clanking as he ran down the hallway. Hawkeye closed the door and sighed "Well that didn't go so good." Roy looked at her and smiled. "Don't worry, their not out of the woods yet." Hawkeye looked at him confused "What are you planning, sir?" Roy Smilied a devilsh smile "Oh, you'll see!" Whatever Roy had planned she was sure she wouldn't like it one bit.

The Next Day(At the Trainstation)

"Come on brother were going to be late!" Al said excited stepping on to the train. "Hold your horses I'm coming!" Ed climbed onto the train. Ed sat down by the window, Al sat across from him. "Geez Al, why you so excited? It's just school." Al stayed slient for a moment trying to collect his thoughts "Well, brother it just I've never done a misson like this before, being able to go to a school." Ed sighed "Yeah, I guess it is pretty exciting, but also I can't help but feel a little skeptical about it too."

"What do you mean by that, Brother?"

"Nah, forget Al."

The Brothers looking out as the train started to leave the station towards their destination. "This train ride is pretty long, huh Al." Al was looking out the window "Yeah, don't worry thought we'll be there soon." There was a long silence, when Al decided to ask his brother a question

"Hey, brother?"

"Hmm."

"Do you think I'll get my body back?"

"Sure you will Al, I promised you remember? Even Winry said she'd make you your favorite when you got your body back."

"Yeah it's just. . . Nevermind." Al continued to look out the window, not saying anything for the whole trip.

"Al." Ed thought. Both were quite for the rest of the ride.

Amestris High(Front Gates)

"Wow! This place is huge!" Ed said in pure amazement at the size of the building. "Yeah! I wonder what kind of things are inside! It seems bigger that Fort Briggs!" Al said just as amazed Ed. "Come on Al let's go!" Ed said opening the front gates and walking towards the door. Ed opened up the door and dropped his suite case. "HOLY FRICKIN CRAP!"
The place was just as it was on the inside. The boys were so amazed by the school, that they didn't know the Assistant Principal was infront of them. "Hello, miss I'm Edward Elric and my brother Al-" Ed looked up and noticed that the Assisant Principal, was none other that Lieutenant Hawkeye.

"What the HELL! Lieutenant Hawkeye, what are you doing here?"

"Hello, Edward!" She said smiling. If Al had his body he'd probably have and shocked epression right now.

"Um, hi Lieutenant Hawkeye. Not to be mean but, why are you here? It part of a-" Then it hit Al "Wait, is this what you ment by you'd be watching us?"

Hawkeye nodded "Yep, that's right Al. Now I need you two to come with me to the principal's office. Ed had finally gotten over the shock of Hawkeye being the Assistant principal and followed her to the principal's office to get his and Al's schedules. They'd finally reached the hall where the principal's office was and Hawkeye knocked on the door.

"Come in." A husky voice could be heard from the otherside of the door. Hawkeye opened the door and a middle aged man was sitting behind the desk. Looking at the Elrics with an amused expression. "Hello! I heard you guys are the new students, here at Amestris High."

"Yes, sir. I'm Edward and this is my brother Alphonse."

"Yes I know I've read your files."

"So what do you know?" Ed asked curiously. Ed had this wierd feeling that he knew who the 'principal' was, but didn't have enought basis to back it up. But decided to test it.

"So 'Principal' since your running the school is there any dresscode laws we have to go by?" Ed smirking hoping this would reveal who the principal was.

"Well the guys have wear normal attire shoes, shirts, ties and casual pants. While g-girls have wear. . . wear m- MINI SKIRTS!" The 'principal' said with a firery passion. Ed sighed. "I knew Colonel Mustang is the principal isn't he!"

"Damn it colonel! If you guys were going to be doing this, then why did you need us?"

"Well Ed there only so much interfering Lieutenant Hawkeye and I can do and that's why we need you guys to do the snooping around for us."

After a couple minutes Mustang pulled out two papers "This one for you Ed and the others for you Al. These are your classes and it shows you the times and also the lunch hours as well. Your dorms are on the opposite sides of the main build which is where we are now, and this is also the building where your classes are held."

"Now that you have your schedules, off you go!"

The colonel quickly ushered the brothers out the door and smirked "This is going to be an interesting school year, isn't it lieutenant."

"Yes sir."

With the Elric brothers(Dormatory)

"Damnit Al, I can't believe it Colonel mustang is the principal! Could this get any worse?"

"Cheer up Ed, it can't be that bad. Whose knows it might happen it could be fun!"

"Yeah I hope so Al, I hope so."

The boys had finally reached their door. Ed opened the door and walked inside, Al right behind him. "Wow this place is pretty roomy!" Al said walking around. "The bathroom is even big and checkout these beds Ed!" Al was hopping all over the place.

"Calm down Al, geez."

"Sorry brother! It's just so big!"

"Yeah Al, I know. I'm gonna go take a nap, ok Al.

"Ok brother!"

Ed walked into the room and lied down on the bed "Man I really hope this is worth it." Ed closed his eyes. Not knowing what the next day had in store for him, he just hoped he was ready.

The next day(Al and Ed homderoom)

Ed and Al were in their homeroom class people were asking Ed and especially Al questions since they were new and Al of course was in a big suite of armor. The Homeroom teacher hadn't arrived yet, so people were either bugging the brothers or talking to their friends. Minutes passed and the brothers that their homeroom teacher wasn't gonna show, when the door slid open. In walked a well-built man, with blonde hair pulled back into a pony tail and glasses. He was well dressed, he layed his books on the desk and wrote his name on the board.

Ed eyes opened in shock once he knew who his homeroom teacher was. "No way! He seriously can not be our teacher! My bastard of a father can not be our homeroom teacher!"

The teacher looked the class and spoke "Hello class it's nice to meet you all, I'm Van Hohenheim your homeroom teacher for this year, I hope to get along with all of you! Oh and please call me Hohenheim." Ed could tell that four years at this school was gonna be one hell of an adventure. He just he was prepared!

To be Continued!

A/N: This is my first fanfic for Fullmetal Alchemist I just hope that I did a good Job! Well don't forget to read and review!