EMMETT ITS TIME FOR YOUR SHOW!!! bella screamed EEEEEEEEEEE squealed emmy running down wearing carlisles ducky boxers and rosalies unicorn bra given to her by... carlisle. Em sat down on his purple unicorn power potty chair and turned on the TV where the pussy cat dolls were singing dont cha and then Jazzy made carlisle feel like he was in love with emmett... with a bit of anger. Ooh la la! He then watched as the lead singer walked onto the stage and kissed Brett Favre. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY BRETTY!!!!!!!!!" He then sat himself down in the shower and played with his rubber duckies and-- wearing his ducky floaty-- went out.... into the public...to..a....boling alley. the other bowlers thought he was some sort of freak when he was running across all he aisles knocking the balls into the gutter.. they called him tardo. they called him dorky. but emmett, he knew, he knew that he was special. when esme ran her hand over his nose to see if he was a guitar or a carberater, he knew he imprinted n Smoky the bear.