A/N: As I, Light the Jeenius, upload this fanfiction, I must formally apologize for writing it in the first place. Yes, I understand that it's horribly written but...I don't have any retaliation. I'm so sorry...but y friend wanted this...so I made it happen

Many people stared at the new student, who had just arrived at Ouran Academy. She was deathly pale and had unnaturally bright purple eyes. The weirdest part about her was she looked like a butler….or a maid from her stand point. People whispered about said girl. Unbeknownst to them, she could hear every word they were saying.

"Father, I have done all you said. I'm in Japan. I'm doing this for you and the young Lord, remember that. Also…my knowledge of these sorts of things helps. My only question is why you WANT me to do this." the girl thought to herself as she arrived to her first class. "Ah, you must be the new student." said the sensei. "As if I'm anyone else." she thought. "Yes I am the girl of many names, but you may call me Sabrina M…Faustus." She said.

The whole class gasped, swooned or whispered about the fact she was a full out Brit. "Humans are such idiots…" "Yes I am British…and yes I know my name. Like I said before I have many." she deadpanned, less than pleasant. Sensei's head was on his desk as he listened to his students. This was going to be a loooong year. The poor girl was then sent to sit by the Hitachiins, two girls who she didn't care for the names of and Haruhi Fujioka.

"So. You're British?" asked one twin. This one had a high voice. "Why do you look like a maid?" asked the other twin. This one had a lower voice. Sabrina turned to the twin who had called her a maid and glared at him. Her eyes flashed a demonic red for a moment, before changing back to purple. "What was that?" she asked in a deadly, yet innocent voice. The twin shuddered, being reminded of a friend of his, and stopped questioning the girl. "Father and everyone else. PLEASE give me strength not to murder these people."

The twins were watching the girl. She was far too mysterious for their liking. Hopefully their sempai, Kyoya, could help them learn more about Sabrina Faustus.

-A La Host Club—

"Something about that girl isn't right, Kyoya-sempai. I swear her eyes turned RED! Do you call that normal?!" asked twin 1. "You're correct Hikaru. She has no files. But do you really think I'll believe something as ridiculous as her eyes changing colour?" asked Kyoya. The ginger pouted at his sempai for a moment, before the doors opened.

The doors revealed Haruhi Fujioka and Sabrina Faustus. Sabrina looked less than amused at the sight she saw. "Heeey Haruhi. Hi Sabrina!" said Kaoru, trying to kill the uncomfortable atmosphere. Unfortunately it was only made worse. "Why did I ever leave England?" everyone in the general area thought they heard Sabrina say.

"Welcome to the Host Club, young princess. Oh Haruhi, my daughter did you miss daddy?" asked a certain flamboyant blonde, attacking the poor brunette. "SEMPAI GET OFF! AND I'M NOT YOUR DAUGHTER!" yelled Haruhi. Sabrina sighed, prying the bumbling idiot off Haruhi. "Thanks." Haruhi said to the other girl, annoyed by Tamaki's antics. "Don't mention it. I have someone like this at home. Only I think Grell's worse." replied Sabrina.

And thus, people questioned the girl's identity even more.

"Excuse me for the minor problem I had. I am Tamaki Souh and this is the Ouran Host Club. I am the noble president and Host club King! Then there is Haruhi, the natural. Hikaru and Kaoru, the twin devils. Kyoya, the cool type. And they aren't here at the moment but there's also the boy Lolita, Hunny and the wild type, Mori." said Tamaki, pulling out roses from thin air. "Just like Druitt…" thought Sabrina. "Excuse me but I do believe I'm younger than you are…and why would you even think of calling a 'COMMONER' like me, princess. Also…ugh….dresses." said Sabrina, breaking out of her 'proper' forms of speaking for a moment.

Tamaki gasped and scuttled over to Haruhi to go bother her. It eventually led to a vase being knocked off a pillar in the middle of the room. Haruhi jumped for it, but caught only air to her dismay. Haruhi's head fell and she groaned as she realised she would be in debt to the host club, once again. "Do be more careful next time, Miss. And stop bothering her, you idiot. Your carelessness over exceeds my ability to stop disasters by a single person." said Sabrina.

Haruhi lifted her head to see the vase balancing precariously on the girl's shoe. The British girl kicked it upward and caught it, smiling to herself that she could show off to these rich brats just a touch more. "How…" Haruhi and Tamaki trailed off. "Oh please. If I couldn't do this much what kind of person would I be?" Sabrina asked as her eyes flashed red again. Tamaki squealed and ran behind Kyoya.

"Who ARE you?" asked Kyoya. Sabrina smiled, looking like she was about to rip his body to shreds right then and there. "If I told you that would ruin the surprise of your attempt, Ootori-sempai." replied the girl. The cold auras were seeping through the room, making it far more uncomfortable than before.

Before anything else could be said a loud voice sang through the hallways. "SABBYYYYYYYYYYY!" Sabrina's face turned the most unamused they had ever seen. The rest of the host club opened their mouths to speak when the door was thrown open.

"SABBY-CHAN I FOUND YOU!" yelled the person. "Thank…..eh never mind…..it's you Ronald!" sighed Sabrina, relieved. "Oh….Knox-sensei. What are you doing here?" asked Tamaki. "And how do you know Sabrina. Ronald Knox pulled Sabrina into a hug. "Sabby-chan here is like my little sister. Am I right?" asked Ronald. Sabrina blew her bangs from her eyes, slightly annoyed. "Whatever floats your boat, Ronald." she sighed.

Ronald pouted at her like a small child. "Sabby." he whined. Sabrina raised an eyebrow at him. "Why are you here, Ronald?" she asked. "Spears-sempai sent me here to be a teacher." said Ronald. Sabrina could hardly contain her laughter. "Really? You? I can only imagine what you-know-who did to Will-sempai to send you of all people here." she said.

Ronald's face fell very sad looking. "That…that was so MEAN!" he wailed. Sabrina sighed annoyed by her friend's attitude. "You're supposed to be a teacher Ronald….stop taking pages from the 'Sutcliff Book of Melodramaticy'." This only made Ronald cry even harder. She sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose.

"Miss Faustus, I'm going to have to ask you to stop making our sensei cry." said Kyoya. Sabrina's face looked indifferent, or completely bored as she said. "I'm sorry, Ronnie-chan, for comparing you to that red idiot and saying you were a horrible teacher. Although you know I can't lie so….sorry for informing that you're over-dramatic and a horrible teacher. I'll be sure to tell Will-sempai l-"

The girl's sad excuse for an apology was cut short by another voice yelling. "IS THAT MY SABBY I HEAR?!" Sabrina flinched at the sound of the person she dreaded the most to see in Japan. She put on a horrible grimace as she turned to the flamboyant red-clad man, who was now in the room.

"Grell….what a 'pleasant' surprise." she hissed, her eyes flashing red. "Are you not happy to see me?" asked Grell. "No." deadpanned Sabrina. "Why the hell are you here?" "Bassy sent me…" pouted the red man. Grell's words only made Sabrina angrier. "You do what HE says and not Will?! You really ARE a disgrace to us all!" she yelled.

The host club, with their final forgotten member, watched the scene in front of them play out in total shock. Except their final forgotten member, Light. "Miss Faustus, please stop." said Kyoya. Grell stared at Kyoya, as confused as Ronald was. "Why does Specs keep calling you that?" asked Grell. Sabrina glared at him, mentally telling him to shut up. Grell gulped and shuffled away. "What on earth could that mean?" asked Kyoya.

Sabrina ignored Kyoya's words and continued to angrily yell at Grell. "You are such an IDIOT! And stop calling my father 'Bassy' it's annoying and weird! Why can't you just leave us all alone?" Grell took a turn on all the events and took the opportunity to glomp Sabrina. "You're so adorable when you're mad, Sabby! Just like Bassy! I find it hard to decide whether to be or not to be with you two."

Grell's surprise glomp only caused the two of them to knock into the vase. Haruhi, in attempt to return Sabrina's favour, tried to catch the vase. Unfortunately she failed majorly and the vase smashed on the ground.

"Oh no…" groaned Haruhi. The twins and Kyoya examined the broken vase. "You've done it again Haruhi. That was worth the same as the last vase you broke." said Kyoya. Haruhi groaned, her head falling. "And what should we do with Miss Faustus, Tamaki?" Kyoya asked, the 'oh-so-great' President.

Tamaki, being the overdramatic person he is made his response as flamboyant as ever. "Wh-" Tamaki was cut off by a certain bitter girl who didn't want to be there "When in Rome do as the Romans do! Seriously is that the only thing you can think of?" asked Light. Tamaki babbled, trying to retaliate, but to no avail. "Well….you like Kyoya! Ha!" he finally said. Light stared at him like he was an absolute moron. Which he is don't kid yourself.

"Anyways….you'll, from this day forth, be the Host club's maid until you pay off your debt of 8 million yen!" said Tamaki. "Bear in mind that Haruhi Fujioka is indebted to you, apparently, once again. So technically I only owe you 4 million if you want to be fair." Sabrina replied boredly. Tamaki fell into another loss of words and ran away crying.

Sabrina then glared at Grell. "Now, if you're not careful you won't be for much longer, Grell." she hissed, her eyes flashing red once again. Grell shifted away from her, scared. "Also. if you don't behave I will ask Claude to deal with you." Her threat seemed to get through Grell's thick head because he ran off without another word.

Ronald, on the other hand, seemed more confused than anything. "You've pulled the Claude card on him way too much. How does it even still work?" Ronald asked. Sabrina shrugged completely lost at the fact her threat actually still worked. "He does know that I'll never call Claude right? Claude's a larger freak than Grell." she said. Ronald snorted at her words. "Sure, Sabby-chan. 'Whatever floats your boat.'" he said in a poor imitation of her. Sabrina glared at her dear friend. "I hate you so much." she grumbled. "I love you too Sabby-chan!" Ronald replied, smirking as he took his own leave. Sabrina pinched the bridge of her nose, trying hard not to kill anyone.

The next day went as well as it could. Sabrina plastered a fake smile upon her face as she served the brainless bodies of the Host club's customers. The girls all seemed like someone she used to know. Unfortunately this person met with their premature demise and was quickly forgotten by many. "Damn Trancy…he was an annoying attention whore anyways…" she thought to herself.

Her thoughts about Alois Trancy were cut short by another attention seeking blonde called her over. "What would you like Tamaki? You've already asked for my assistance 16 times. My patience with you was already very thin." she said, not even attempting to be polite. Tamaki stared at her with his puppy dog eyes. "Why are you so mean? I only wanted the girls to formally meet you." he said. Sabrina angrily sighed at the blonde. "So you're pointlessly wasting my time? Remember Tamaki I'm here to pay off a debt, not to become your friend. Once I pay off your vase I'm never coming back." said the raven haired girl.

Tamaki ran off to the emo corner, while most of the girls went to comfort him. "Those girls are going to kill you later." whispered Light. "I'll be fine. If I couldn't do this much then what kind of maid would I be?" asked Sabrina, flashing the other girl a deadly smile. Light returned the smile while saying. "Simply one HELL of a maid." Then Light went to attend her customers, leaving Sabrina astonished about two things. One. Someone knew the catchphrase her and her father shared. Two. Light had emphasized hell…did she know?

-Later-

After the host club ended Ronald came bursting through the doors, yelling for Sabrina. "What is it, Ronald?" asked Sabrina. "Will wanted me to give this to you." he said, passing Sabrina a Japanese katana non-discretely. "….You couldn't wait until later to give this to me?" she asked, getting increasingly annoyed. Ronald made a pouting face at the slightly younger girl. "Sorry, Sabby-chan but I'm already a day late…" Sabrina sighed at her partner's inability to manage time.

"Come on we have to go or William will gives us double overtime!" said Ronald. Sabrina went to retrieve her stuff only to find it wasn't there. "You have GOT to be kidding me…" she said through her teeth. Ronald noticed some paper fluttering out the window from the corner of his eye. "Could that be your stuff?" he asked. Sabrina looked over towards his field of vision to see what Ronald saw. "'Nice rich kid school' my ass. Triple overtime here we come!" sarcastically yelled Sabrina, going to kick whoever was messing with her's ass…and retrieve her stuff. Ronald ran after her without a protest because…well she'd run Grell's chainsaw through him if he didn't help her.

As Sabrina and Ronald retrieved her stuff, everyone's favourite idiotic blonde appeared. "Sabrina…Knox-sensei…what are you doing in the pond?" asked Tamaki. "Having a dance party. WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE!" yelled the girl. Sabrina had lost all patience with anyone except William, if it was necessary to speak to him. Light also appeared, hearing Sabrina's yells of anger. "Looks like one of your jealous bitches got to Sabrina's stuff. How…typical of them." Light said.

Out of nowhere, Sabrina's cellphone rang, blaring her awkward ringtone. "REALLY GRELL?! KE$HA?!" she yelled, before answering the phone. She was silent for a minute before ending the call. "Hey Ronald guess what!" she said. "What?" asked Ronald, a tad bit scared at her sudden cheerfulish voice. "We've now got triple overtime!" she yelled. Ronald groaned, hanging his head.

And thus, Ronald Knox and Sabrina Faustus got triple overtime from William T. Spears for being late, as usual. The good thing was getting to reap Ayanokoji's soul.