*applause. The curtain opens. Skipsida gets up on stage and grabs the microphone* Uh, hello and welcome to the next in the "What..." series. These are the prequels, written by the award winning (okay, maybe not) author (wannabee), Me! Skipsida! These are the long awaited (well, maybe not) prequels to the famous (not quite) "What if" series, acclaimed as the best ever piece of FY fanfiction ever written (by me, even if no one else agrees)
Neko Kamiya: Skippy! Stop it with the brackets, already!
Arcanine: We'll give you a cookie!
Skipsida: *embarrassed cough* Uh, that brings me to my next item.
Chibigreenwizardmon: I brought the bribe... uh, "gift", don't worry! *holds up sack of cookies*
Skipsida: Erm, it's not that. It is probably the worst announcement ever made in the history of FF.net (I'm guessing so... probably not...)
Shiro Yuki: *coughs* Brackets *cough*
Skipsida: It's that....
Everyone: *expectantly* Yes?
Skipsida: I've found out I'm allergic to wheat. Yes, I'm allergic to the basic ingredient in EVERYTHING! So I can't eat cookies... they contain wheat! Or rather, I can, but they aren't good for me so I can only eat tiny amounts! *bursts into tears and starts wailing* So give me rye, oat, buckwheat or cornflour cookies, or even gluten free cookies, but not wheat! *collapses into a fit of sobbing*
Seiryuu Girl: *jumps onstage* There, there, *hands her hankie and quickly eats the cookies she was about to offer*
Arcanine, Neko-chan and the others: *jump on stage and pat her back* We'll help you through this hard time.
Skipsida: *sniffle* Thanks, guys... sushi is fine though... just thought you should know. *FF.net authors exchange glances and roll their eyes*
Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes, I want you to imagine this. Imagine a time when Tasuki had no fangs, only milk teeth. When Nuriko had short hair. When Hotohori thought pretty was for girls. When Chichiri had neat hair. When Mitsukake fainted at the sight of blood. Back before Taka was reincarnated, when Chiriko wasn't even born, nor Miaka. Where Nakago was a wimp. When Soi was a virgin. When Tomo thought facepaint was for clowns. When Ashitare was a cat person. When Miboshi was a bishounen. When the twins shared dummies and snails together. When Tokaki thought girls were yucky, Subaru had no bust and Tatara thought trees were for *cough* urinating on. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the world of the prequels! *glasses clink and Skipsida waves to the crowd. Then notices they are eating the cookies they were about to offer her. She faints and falls offstage*