Disclaimer: I do not own the Nightmare Before Christmas or the Harry Potter series. I wish I did.
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Hermione: Ooooo, I love this movie, and it's in 3D! Let's watch it!
Ron: But it's probably about books.
Hermione: No it's not! It's a classic! It's by Tim Burton! Harry, you must've heard of it.
Harry: Umm, I live with the Dursleys; do you think I got to watch movies? What's it about?
Hermione: The main character is named Jack, and he lives in Halloween town-
Ron: We're watching it!
Harry: Why the sudden decision?
Ron: Halloween means candy and tricks!
Hermione: But you don't know about-
Ron: I'll find out, lets go! Besides, I like the name Jack.
IN THE THEATRE
Hermione: Shush, it's starting!
Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, in a place that perhaps you've seen in your dreams, for the story that you are about to be told took place in the holiday worlds of old. Now you've probably wondered where holidays come from, if you haven't I'd say it's time you begun.
Ron: (Screams) GHOST! AH! HELP ME HARRY!
Harry: Ron, shut up, we can't-
Ron: (SCREAMING)
Harry: Ron!
I am the clown with the tear away face-
Ron: AH! COWN!
I am the who when you call who's there, I am the wind blowing through your hair-
Ron: AHHH! TALKING WIND!
I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling-
Ron: AH! A MOONMAN!
Hermione: Silencio!
La la la la-la la la la la-la la la la la-la la la-la la weeeeeeeeee!
It's over!
We did it!
Wasn't it terrifying?
What a night!
Great Halloween everybody!
I believe it was our most horrible yet!
Hermione: Hee, its Jack!
Ron: (Freed from silencio) That's Jack? Nice tie.
Harry: Looks like something from Hagrid's cabin.
Hermione: Grrr...
You're not ready for so much excitement.
Yes I am!
You're coming with me!
No I'm not!
Ron: REMOVABLE ARM! AH-
Hermione: Silencio!
Harry:Maniacal laughter Sally's being abducted and Jack's being assaulted by fan girls!
Hermione: SHUSH!
Thank you, thank you, very much!
Harry: Can't these girls take a hint?
Hermione: Interrupt one more time and I'll shove this wand up your a-
Harry: That's okay!
Nice work, Bone Daddy.
Ron& Harry:Laughing
Harry: Bone daddy!
Ron: What kind of nickname is that?!
Jack wanders into graveyard.
Sally hides behind headstone.
Ron: Oooo, Jack and Sally in a grave yard alone! I wonder what they're-
Hermione: Shut it!