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**********Previous week****************

ok so I was at this party and this guy started looking at me. He was
cute so I figured why the hell not. I walked over two him and two drinks
later we were in a closet, goin at it.

*************This week**************

Holy Merlin's beard I'm pregnant. No I don't even know who that guy is. I'm gonna die... LORD HELP ME!

I just realized that I'm speaking complete poppycock and sound downright mental so allow me to explain.

The year is 1967. My name is Juliette Love, I am 16 and in my 6th year
at best friends are Lily Evans, Alice Little, and Remus
Lupin, James Potter and Valarie Terry. As you may have noticed i
refrained from mentioning Sirius Black, well that my dear is because he
is a jerk. anyway other than that, I am top of the class in every
subject, I am very advanced for my age. I am an unregistered animagus,
and as you read earlier im PREGNANT.

I am on the train right now headed to school. Lily and Alice are in my
compartment with me, I am very scared to tell them. I just about had
planned out what I was going to say to them when spawn of the devil
Sirius Black showed up with James Potter and Peter Pettigrew.

"What do you want, Black?" I questioned annoydly

"You, love." he answered back

"Bad pun, now get out." I shouted. If you couldn't tell I didn't like
Sirius Black. Well, it's not that I don't like him, I just don't trust
him. He goes around flirting with every girl he thinks he can get and
then leaves them.I also like the look he gets on his face when I turn
him down. Ha priceless!

"I wasn't trying to make a pun, I as being serious." he said annoyedly

" Whatever, just leave." I said coldly

He turned to go, he knew not to mess with me, I could kick his arse...
Well maybe not in this condition but I used to be able to.

Before he stepped out of the door he turned to me and said, " Love, I
will get you before this year ends." and with that he was gone.

That pompous bastard, who the heck does he think he is, he needs to
learn real fast that's he's not gods gift to everyone. Anyway, back to
the matter at hand, telling Lily and Alice.

"Lily, Ali,Val" I said in my sweetest childlike voice, "I have something important to tell you."

"What is it babe?" Alice questioned

"Well," I began," there was a party, and I went to it. I met this guys
and well.. We... You know..." they all nodded nervously "I'm pregnant." I
said quietly.

"WHAT, JULIETT MARIE LOVE, WHY IN GODRIC WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING, WE
ARE HORRIBLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!" they yelled simultaneously.

I hung my head like a child and started crying, I knew they would react
like that but i wanted them to know. I then saw Lilys brilliant emerald
eyes looking up at me, she then said," Jules, don't cry, we were just
caught of guard, we didn't mean to yell. We will help anyway we can."

I looked up to see her and Alice nodding in unison. I smiled I loved them.

After I forgave them they bombarded me with questions:

"How long?" Lily

"Who's is it?"Alice

"What are you going to do?" Valarie

I answered with," A week, I don't know and I'm going to keep it duh."

Then Alice out of the blue says, " YOU BETTER BE NAMING THE THING AFTER ME!"I love my friends!

So it's after the feast and I am in my bed for the night. I can't help
thinking about my situation. I wander if their there has ever been
anything like this here? Or am I the first? I would need to tell the
headmaster and teachers soon. But that can wait, right now I'm going to
sleep.

The next morning I woke up early, I showered, I did my make up, which
consisted of mascara and eyeliner because honestly I don't need anything
else, not bragging I just don't, my skin is all the same color, I have
no breakouts, I see no reason to use anything. Looking in the mirror I
felt unsatisfied, I have never thought I was pretty, although everyone
insists that I am. The only part of my appearance that I like are my
eyes, they are a violent shade of violet, they are huge and round. They
complement my alabaster skin and mahogany hair. I heard Lily knocking on
the bathroom door so I walked out and let her in. Grabbing my book bag,
I headed out the door and into the common room, just when I thought I
was alone I heard the annoying/attractive voice of none other than
Sirius Black.

"Hello, beautiful." he greeted me with a smirk on his face

"Don't ever call me that again or I swear I will castrate you myself." I said

"Now, that's no way to treat your new boyfriend is it." He replied still smirking

"I don't have a boyfriend."

"You do now." his smirk, if it were possible was bigger now, " do you know that I know that your an animagus?"

"Yes,I do"

"But the Ministry doesnt, do they?"

He was right, I was an illegal animagus.

"No, they don't" I answered

"It would be horrible if they found out."

"What do I have to do to keep you from running your trap?" I asked

"You have to be my girlfriend, love." He said smiling

"What are the rules?" I asked dreading the answer.

"Your mine, all the time."

"How long?"

" Till I'm done with ya."

When Lily entered the common room Sirius and I were glaring at each other. I swear I hate that man, I want to kill him.

"Jules, let's go to breakfast."

Sirius answered her, " Im afraid that Juliette will not be going down with you today Lilian." he said politely

"Why not"

"Lils, go on I will explain later." I said, giving her my 'I'm going to
kill someone' left the room slowly and confused. When she was
out of the room I sat on the couch, I suddenly had a dizzy spell.

"What's wrong?" Sirius asked as he came over there to help me

"Just dizzy,I will be fine, just need to lay down." I said.

I had just gotten the room to stop spinning when the other boys walked in.

"Ah, I see pads has talked to ya." said James in his amused voice

Remus trying to be the peace maker said "I told him it was wrong, he just wouldn't listen." I looked up and smiled.

"It's ok Remmy, guys can me and Remus have some time alone?"

They didn't move, I stood, ignoring the dizziness , I pulled out my wand
and said "if your not out of this room in 10 second your arses are
mine!"

And at that they all left.

"Remmy, your one of my best friend so I want you to know that..."

"Your pregnant" he interrupted

"How did you know"

"Werewolf senses " he said

I slapped myself on the forehead."Of coarse"

"BOYS!"I bellowed, "GET YOUR ARSES IN HERE AND TAKE ME TO BREAKFAST!"

They came running through the door and Sirius was at my side in an
instant. He put his arm around my slender waist but I shook it off

He leaned down to my ear and whispered, "you better behave, or else you might find yourself in a cell is Azkaban."

I hate this pompous git!

On the way down to breakfast I received slot of strange stares, probably
because I hate Sirius and everyone knew it. In 3rd year I turned his
hair pink, he cried for a month. In 5th year I turned his boxers silver
and green then hung his clothes up around the Great Hall so that
everyone could see him in Slytherin colored boxers.

But he's not a complete saint either, in fourth year when he developed
his infatuation with me he turned my uniform into a skimpy red dress.

I wish I could kill him, he is an egotistical machosist. I just hope this ends point is: im in hell!