The Madman, Blogger, and Consulting Detective

by Noodle Fanatic

The Doctor lands on top of Sherlock Holmes's shed when he was only 10. Now Sherlock's imaginary friend comes back 27 years later with the promise of time and space. Join Sherlock, John, and The Doctor through time and space. (I'm kind of Wholock obsessed.)

1. And then he landed on my shed

A/N Okay let me first start off by saying I'm not dead. I had a camp with no Wifi and screaming girls (Yay!) And then fanfiction was being stupid and telling me that my account didn't exist. My other Wholock story, "Extraterrestrial" is on Haitus because of a terrible case of writers block and a lazy author *waves hello*

I have a funny story if you'd like to hear it. So I was playing a game called "Things" where one person draws a card and reads what it says. It has things like, Things you should never juggle. Then everyone spits out an answer and the person that drew the card descides who's answer was the best and that person won that round (A bit like Apples to Apples) Anyways, my friend draws a card and reads it aloud "Things you should never throw off a building." "Sherlock Holmes!" I cry out. My Sherlockian friend looks at me for three seconds with wet eyes. "Go to a corner and think about what you've done!" she orders me. So I don't do it. Dur. Instead, I run off to the next cabin where my friend Parker is and tell her what I said. She sort of chokes and contributes "Rory Williams!" Ahhh… I love being a fangirl.

The Mad Man, Blogger, and Consulting Detective

Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who (All your feels we're thanks to the troll known as Moffat.)

I also don't own Sherlock (But I've thought about stalking Benedict Cumberbatch before.)

A ten year old Sherlock Holmes ran out of his house tears streaming down his face. Stupid Mycroft! How come he got all the attention? Perfect Mycroft and his freak brother Sherlock. He walked down to his shed where he could sit and sulk. When he got there the shed had been crushed and on top of it was a blue box. A man in a tweed jacket and bow tie stepped out of the box. He sniffed the air. "No. No. This is NOT the 18th century." He scanned the area and seemed to notice Sherlock for the first time.

"Oh hello!" he said cheerily

"You crashed on top of my shed!" Sherlock accused

"Did I? So sorry about that!"

"Are you the police?" Sherlock asked

"No. I'm the Doctor. Why do you think I'm the police?"

"You're box says police on it." Sherlock pointed at the sign

The Doctor bent down so he was eye level to Sherlock.

"What's your name?" He asked

"Sherlock Holmes." Sherlock said

"Right then Sherlock. What year is it?"

"1986." Sherlock looked at The Doctor with confusion

"1986. Good year 1986. Had lovely things. Like… wait hold on, Sherlock Holmes?"

"Yes. That's my name." Sherlock said

"But… that's impossible. That's impossible!" The Doctor said

"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock said quitely. The Doctor looked at Sherlock. Well that's that. He thought.

"Right. Sherlock I want you to remember this moment. I want you to remember this blue box and me. Do you think you can do that?"

"Of course." Sherlock snorted

"Okay. Great. I'll be back! See you in about… 27 years!" He said walking back into his blue box.

"Doctor?" Sherlock asked. The Doctor poked his head out of the blue box and smiled his eyes glinting like a mad man's. He laughed and shut the door. And the box's light started to flash and it started to disappear with a whooshing noise.

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