Noah adjusts his camera, the turns it on
"Hi, I'm Noah," he said in mono tone, waving his hand slightly at the camera.
"And I'm Izzy!" Izzy said, popping up behind Noah making him jump.
"Izzy don't do that!" he scolded her.
"Aww, but not scaring people is no fun," she pouted.
"Anyway this is our web show called 800,000-"he started.
"Or so!" Izzy shouted while Noah glared at her.
"Reasons you should never sign up for Total Drama," Noah finished with a slight smirk on his face.
"Reason 1!" Izzy yelled in Noah's ear.
"Do you always have to yell!?" Noah asked annoyed.
"Yep!" Izzy said, happily.
"Okay, reason 1," Noah started. "Have you ever seen an episode of Total Drama!? If not go on YouTube right now and look up Total Drama Island episode 1 right now," he finished.
"That's all folks!" Izzy yelled before running away.
"So, here it is, what you get when you take a bored author on a Sunday (that's when I wrote this) and she looks up my bio on Total Drama Wiki," Noah said boredly. "I guess I'll see you next time on 800,000 (or so) reasons you should never sign up for Total Drama, now I better go before Izzy finds out where I keep a few cans of Red Bull."
Suddenly, a loud crash is heard. Noah turns around quickly.
"No, Izzy, put down the Red Bull and get off the table!" Noah said, slightly panicked. "Well bye," he said before running off.
Another loud crash is heard and shouts of "You'll never get me ALIVE!" are heard before the screen fades to black.
A/N What do you think? You pick the reasons AND the couples!