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Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

Kicking at the loose pebbles beneath his feet, Two-Bit pulled out a piece of paper, crumpled it up, and then threw it on the ground.

"What was that?" Ponyboy asked him curiously.

"Marcia's number. I musta been outta my mind to ask for it. It's probably a phony. A girl like that never'd go out with me anyway."

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Her boyfriend's a dick

"Alright, seeya." He said, then walked away.

I mean, she doesn't like guys who drink, Two-Bit thought to himself. Aw hell, I didn't like her all that much anyway! Two-Bit lied to himself.

And he brings a gun to school
And he'd sI'mply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an Iroc
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Damn I hate this! Why does she have to be a goddamned Soc?

Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin

She don't know what she's missin', but when I watched her get in her boyfriends car, I knew exactly what I was missin'. Two-Bit walked into his house and went into his room. He flopped on his bed and put his face in his pillow.

Man I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold

I feel like shit. I have to be a greaser, and she has to be a Soc, it'd never work out anyways...

She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake

BRING BRING! Two-Bit reached over to pick up the phone.

"Hey-lo!" Two-Bit said, sounding normally cheerful.

"Hi, is this Two-Bit?"

"Yesm."

"This is Marcia," the voice on the other line said, "I just wanted to tell you that I'm sorry I went with the guys. They were still drunk, and me and Cherry hate fights."

How does she know who I am
And why does she give a damn about me

She's apologizing? Is this real?

"It's okay, it's not you're fault." Two-Bit said.

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you

"Soc's, we have problems too. Do you wanna go somewhere, maybe catch another movie tomorrow?" She asked.

"Sure, after school?" Two-Bit replied calmy as ever.

"Sure, well, seeya." She hung up.

Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin

Two-Bit hung up the phone and rolled over on his other side. Well, now she ain't missin' nothing.