A/N

You people bored of me? Haha... yeah, I apparantly have been the only one writing on this account for a while, because somehow Kyki has fallen off the face of the earth. Well, we can only hope she returns so these stories I keep putting up can actually be, you know, COLLABERATIONS. Well, until then, you guys are stuck with me, SisterGrimm, the Grimm Sister on this account.

-symbol clash-

Pun rhymes with fun.

Anywho... this is another one of those really stupid stories I submit when I have writer's block... because I often have writer's block...

As most xxxHolic fans know, if you read xxxHolic (which I'm assuming you do) and you read it and actually know what's going on... wait, I take that back. Nobody knows what's going on in that story. Okay, rephrase. If you read xxxHolic, and you have a vauge understanding of the plot, you know that Yuuko-san owns a "Wish Shop", hai? Well, you know how all of those random people come and they're all like, "IMABITCHIAMUNGRATEFULWITHWHATIHAVEGIVEMESOMETHINGTOMAKEMEHAPPYYOUSTUPIDWITCH" and stuff? Well, basically, that's what this fic is. Post your review, along with a wish for Yuuko. We will post a chapter for each wish submitted, making a fun little story and what not that has a grimmly delightful ending or a delightfully grimm ending.

THIS IS NOT AN ADVICE COLUMN!

We already have one of those... of course, "Ask Ayame" is something we haven't updated in a while, but all the same, this is not an advice column. Post a wish that you think would make good material for a fanfiction.

You're review should look something like this:

This is the most spectacularistic spastic amazing spazoid flippin sweetistic fanfictionest fanfiction I have ever read, and I would like to submit a wish idea.

Someone comes to Yuuko's shop with the wish to be free of her anger problems.

Or you would write

Dammit you stupid damned frickin CLAMP Doujinshi people I hate your stories so much! You're the worst collaberation team on this stupid site or the whole internet! F YOU! I hate this story just like I hate ALL of your damn stupid stories. I'm submitting a damn wish idea because I just damn love to see you write damn craptastic crappy stories so I can keep frickin flaming all of them because I'm an arse face!

Some frickin idiot walks into Yuuko's shop and he frickin wants to get a frickin promotion at his frickin job.

CLAMP DOUJINSHI YOU FRICKIN IDIOTS YOU BETTER FRICKIN PUT MY WISH UP AS A CHAPTER OR I'M GONNA FRICKIN BURN YOUR DAMN EARS!

Hahaha... to tell you the truth, flames are better than nothing. I actually get a good laugh out of flames...

So yeah, story starts when you submit a wish, okay?

Everything comes with a price.

In this story's case, the price you are paying is wasting your precious time reading pathetic fanfictions when you could be outside enjoying the fresh air and getting stung by killer bees and wasps.

Ah yes. The great outdoors is a wonderful place...