Got the idea from reading Kisuke Doesn't Know!

I don't own anything but the lines of extra detail.

#1 In my van every Sunday:

"We're on the corner of a busy street." "So? Do it anyways." People stopped and stared. Soi was glad she tinted the windows.

#2 He's so kind and trusting:

"No, mmn...I'm trying to run. Ah!" Yoruichi smacked Soi's pinching fingers. Soi chuckled softly and pressed a hand into the base of Yoruichi's neck, making her one arm bend and her face fall into the sheets where she buried a moan. "I hhn, I have to go-oh!"

She finally released the phone and gripped the sheets. Soi heard Kisuke say something as Yoruichi panted for air, and Soi clicked the end button.

#3 The parking lot, why not:

Yoruichi fixed her hair as she stepped out from between a row of shrubs and trees. "Well," she grinned down at Soi who was fixing her shirt. "That was fun."

Soi grinned and nodded. "Yeah it was. People still could have seen from the higher parts of the building you know." Yoruichi shrugged and gripped the front of Soi's shirt when she stood. "That's the fun of it China Doll." She placed a kiss on the smaller woman's lips.

#4 His front lawn in the snow:

Yoruichi felt the droplets of water hit her face as she reached over the patch of soft muddy grass to dig her fingers into the moist soil. "Mmn!" She brought her right hand over and placed it under her cheek. "The...the igloo is gunna ah! It's gunna collapse."

She turned her eyes to a Soi covered in her small jacket, one side down her shoulder with the zipper half down to show her raised tank top. Her pants were jumbled with Yoruichi's somewhere behind them. Her fingernails dug into the flesh of Yoruichi's thigh, which was over her shoulder. Her other hand sliding over the tanned skinned beauty's lower abdomen. "Not before you do." She grinned.

#5 We did it on his birthday:

Soi rested her head against Yoruichi's shoulder, which was slick with sweat. Yoruichi in return tightened her legs around the Chinese woman's hips. "Soi," the goddess breathed, fingers getting tangled in the midnight hair.

"Hey Kisuke where's the sake? Can't have a party without that!" Someone shouted outside the small closet.

Soi grinned when she remembered where they were. She angled deeper and Yoruichi had to bite her lip to keep the scream in. When it went away she nuzzled Soi's temple. "Harder." Soi complied.

"Happy Birthday!" Drowned out Yoruichi's cry of her lovers name.

#6 She says she's out shopping:

Soi pressed her lips onto Yoruichi's before she pulled back and Yoruichi let her head rest on her shoulder. "So where were you supposed to be this time?" Soi asked cheekily. "Shopping." Yoruichi grinned as her hands wandered.

"Clever." Soi kissed her forehead. "You should tell him soon or the guilt will get you." She advised. Yoruichi looked up at her. "You don't feel bad?" She asked curiously. Soi shook her head. "I get to sleep with the most beautiful woman in the world. What's there to feel bad about?"

Yoruichi smiled and blushed unusually as she snuggled closer to her real lover.