Warriors Idol
Bringing Cats To The World Of Stars
Season 1
Episode 1
Dovewing: Welcome to Warriors Idol! Its our first season! And I am the one and only... DOVEWING THE GREAT! Oh, and here's our judges... Firestar! Cinderpelt! And... Tigerstar!
Tigerstar:(Whining) WHY DID YOU NOT SAY MY NAME FIRST?
Dovewing: ...
Cinderpelt: Can we just get on with the show Dovewing?
Dovewing: Oh... Um... Sure yeah! Sorry!
Firestar: Then who's first Dovewing...?
Dovewing: Bluestar!
Bluestar: I will be singing... Someone Like You By Pawdele
(She starts dramatically singing and slowly dancing...)
Firestar: Beautiful!
Cinderpelt: I agree! Who was that for?
Bluestar: Oakheart... I still miss him though... But after I win... I will go back to StarClan with him!
Tigerstar: I... I... LOVED IT!
Firestar: Yes!
Cinderpelt: Yes!
Tigerstar: Yes!
Dovewing: Great! Our first contestant makes it through!
Tigerstar:(On Facebook on Phone) Tigerstar Updated His Status: Listening To The Beautiful Bluestar... Even Though I Tried To Kill Her! BEEP! Cinderpelt sent you a PM: Stop checking Facebook and start judging! Tigerstar replied: NO! BEEP! Dovewing sent you, Cinderpelt and Firestar a text message: Next contestant is... Spottedleaf!
Spottedleaf: Hi... I am going to be singing... Lovestory By Meowlor Tuft
(Starts singing beautifully and starts to cry and it messes up her voice)
Firestar: Beautiful! Yes!
Cinderpelt: I'll answer later...
Tigerstar: BARF! UGH! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING FROM THAT CHOKING SOUND YOU CALL MUSIC! NO!
Clawface:(Jumps out of nowhere) I can kill her again if you want!
Firestar:(Jumps out to protect Spottedleaf) NOOOOOOO!
Cinderpelt: Yes! And SECURITY!
Bone and Darkstripe: (Carries Clawface away)
Clawface: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Firestar: You're going through Spottedleaf! I love you!
Dovewing: Okay... next up is... Sandstorm!
Sandstorm:... I'm gonna have to talk to you after this, Firestar.
Firestar: ...
Sandstorm: Okay, anyway, I am singing Big She-Cats Don't Cry By Purrgie
(Sings horrible and coughs in the middle of the song)
Firestar: Of course! Snookums!
Tigerstar: NO WAY! NO HOW!
Cinderpelt: No... Sorry Sandstorm.
Sandstorm:(Jumps toward judges table about to attack) WHAT? That mangy fleabag Spottedleaf got through but not me!? Grrrr!
Cinderpelt: SECURITY!
Dovewing: Okay... Next up is Berrynose!
Berrynose: Okay... I will be singing my own song! 1, 2... Ready go! LALALALLLALALLALTEEDALALALLALATEEDA I AM GOING TO KILL YOU AND FEED YOU TO DOGS! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! LALALLALALATEEDA! LAALLALALALLALLATEEDA! I AM READY TO KILL! MAKE MY FIRST PREY OF THE DAY! NOMNOMNOM! I HAVE MY CLAWS SHARPENED! AND I AM READY TO KILL! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! LALALALALLALALALTEEDAAAAAAAAA! TADA!
Cinderpelt: ...
Tigerstar: THAT WAS AMAZING!
Firestar: No.
Cindrpelt: Agreed.
Berrynose: WHAT?!I AM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR REAL!
Firestar: SECURITY!
Bone And Darkstripe: Why do you have to male our lives so hard?
Tigerstar: I dunno. I never called security...
Bone and Darkstripe: Thats why you're our favoritre cat! Can we friend you on Facebook?
Tigerstar: Sure... But I can't find Bone... Or Darkstripe...
Bone and Darkstripe: Search Bone And Darkstripe...
Cinderpelt: You guys share an account?
Bone And Darkstrpe: Yep.
Firestar: ...
Tigerstar: Okay, you guys are friended.
Bone And Darkstripe: YAY! Now we can PM you!
Tigerstar: I wanna get Berrynose's song on iTunes! But I can't find it!
Cindereplt: I know what its called!
Tigerstar: WHAT?
Cinderpelt: The worst song of all time!
Tigerstar: Okay I will search it! Hey I found it! And only 1,000,000$!
Cinderpet: o_0
Firestar: ...
Tigerstar:(On iTunes) (Clicks buy) LALALLALALALALTEEDA! LALALAALALALLATEEDA! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU-
Cinderpelt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tigerstar: Hey look! I can make it my ringtone!
Firestar: ...
Cinderpelt: Why is tha tall you say Firestar? I mean "..."
Firestar: You'll never know... :)
Dovewing: Okay... Last contestant of the day! Its-
Tigerstar: YAY!I can go home and listen to my song!
Firestar: You have a house? I only have a den...
Tigerstar: I'm rich! :D
Dovewing: Moving on... Its Brambleclaw!
Brambleclaw: I am going to sing Party Meower By LMFTO (Tail)
(Sings really good and starts break dancing on two paws)
Tigerstar: WOOOO! THATS MY SON!
Cinderpelt: YAHOO! THAT WAS GREAT!
Firestar: Meh.. No.
Tigerstar: WHAT? To my son? Oh, Firestar... You're gonna-
Dovewing: Brambleclaw you're going through! Congrats!
Brambleclaw: YAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAAYYAYAYAY YAYAYAYAYYA! I love you guys! BOO YA! I told you so Tawnypelt!
Firestar: You better do better next time...
Tigerstar: Grr...
Cinderpelt: He was already great this time, Firestar!
Firestar: He could do better!
Tigerstar: ITS JUST AUDITIONS!
Dovewing: Okay... Voting doesn't open until Episode 3... See ya guys next time on Warriors Idol: Season 1!
Contestants Through:
Bluestar
Spottedleaf
Brambleclaw
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