Sirius sat nervously at the table, looking at the person across from him. He wanted this date to go right, and so far it was all falling down. They hadn't found any topic they could actually stick with, and that upset him. I need to make this work, he thought desperately. Looking around, he blurted out "The German asparagus are fabulous!" Oh God, you loser!, he screamed at himself. But the person across from him chuckled. "Sirius Black," the figure said. Oh God help me, Sirius thought. "I want you to kiss me now.", Severus continued. He happily obliged.