Lucari-YOs

Environment: Dining Table, kids sitting around

Announcer: Tired of bland, boring cereals?

Kid: Yes…

Announcer: Is there not enough… aura… in it?

Kid: Yes…

Announcer: Than you need…

(Smashing heard)

Lucario: Lucari-YOs! (Ruaugh!)

Announcer: Lucari-YOs are the fresh sensation kids everywhere will enjoy! It's sweet!

Lucario: (soft grunt)

Announcer: It's marshmallow-y!

Lucario: My cereal comes with blue marshmallows that make the milk blue! WAIT! Is marshmallow-y a word?

Boy: Who cares?

Announcer: It's packed with aura power!

Lucario: The aura is with me…

Announcer: You can have the aura, too, with this nutritious cereal!

Girl: It's tasty and nutritious?

Announcer: That's right!

Lucario: I could use a bowl myself!

(Lucario pours a bowl of cereal)

Boy: That's a large bowl!

Lucario: Hey! I need to eat a lot before I go into the Pokémon League!

Announcer: Anyway, Lucari-YOs brand breakfast cereal is jam-packed with all kinds of nutrition! It has almost all essential vitamins and minerals needed for a healthy breakfast! It has Vitamin D!

Lucario: Good for strong bones!

Announcer: It has protein!

Lucario: Good for muscles!

Announcer: It has Vitamin C!

Lucario: Good for a healthy immune system!

Announcer: And it is loaded with fiber for a healthy digestive system!

Lucario: A healthy digestion system is an epic body system! Research says that your colon is the center of the immune system. A healthy colon is necessary for a healthy you! So eat Lucari-YOs, a great source of fiber!

Announcer: Lucari-YOs are a part of a healthy breakfast! For a greater health benefit, try using skim milk or 1% fat milk. Remember to eat healthy all day, every day!

Lucario: Bring the Lucario out of you with Lucari-YOs! (RUAGH!)


This is my first fan-fiction to be submitted on this website. It isn't really a fan-fiction, but rather an advertisement for a fake cereal. I needed something appropriate for all ages as a "K rated" entry story, according to the rules and guidelines. So I submitted a commercial I made for a school project my sophomore year. It will be very corny. Please let me know in comments or PMs if there is anything I could do to improve this. I will have better fan-fictions coming up soon!