Edward's Private Property
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight (if I did, Edward would have beat the smuckers out of Jacob by now), or any of its characters (I wish) the wonderful Stephanie Meyer does.
Chapter 1 Good Morning
I awoke to a dim light coming through the curtains in window. A typical gray Saturday, the clouds covering what were the remnants of the sun. I looked at my alarm clock only to find it fifteen minutes past 8am.
"Morning love", said angel sitting in the rocking chair next to my bed.
"Morning, when did you come in?" I said in a groggy voice. Strange, I couldn't remember letting him in my window, in fact I couldn't even remember what time I went to bed. I remembered grabbing my very much abused copy of Wuthering Heights and then pressing play on my CD player and listen to Claire De Lune.
Edward velvet voice interrupted my mild panic "I don't remember, but you were already asleep"
It was then that I noticed my earphones wrapped around my neck and my book on the floor.
"Why didn't you wake me up?" I half spoke, half yawned.
"You looked so peaceful. I didn't want to disturb you"
"You should have, I wanted to see you"
"I'm here now, and I always will be, as long as you want me"
"I'll always want you"
"Good, now get dressed"
"Where are we going?"
"My house, its just Jasper and Alice, and I need someone else with me before Alice decides to dress me and Jasper."
"That sound like a good reason" I pictured he little dark haired girl forcing Edward and Jasper, both at least twice her size, into something ridiculous "I wouldn't mind seeing you model clothes for once though. So, where did everyone else go?"
"Emmett and Rose are out hunting. Carlisle is at the hospital and. . . I think Esme went out to find some new chairs for the dining table after Jasper and Emmett wrecked most of them"
"What were they doing?"
"Fighting over something about Emmett finding some old pictures of Jasper in something Alice made him wear"
"Like what?"
"I think a teddy bear was involved . . . and something along the lines of a penguin suit" he let out a slightly muffled chuckle at what he had just said. I suddenly got the image of Jasper in a black and white suit and little pixy-like Alice forcing him to put on a rubber beak, it was just too funny. I burst out laughing with him. I started to feel sorry for poor Jasper. I wanted to help him avenge his honor. I let out a slight laugh.
"What's so funny?" He never failed to notice anything. He was looking at me like I was crazy. One eyebrow raised in surprise.
"Oh nothing, I just pictured Alice forcing poor Jasper into a penguin costume" He chuckled again and with that I grabbed my bag of toiletries and walked to the bathroom door to get started on my plan.