I've decided I wanted to make fun of the Son's cause well... it's just fun!
Warnings: Implied slash. Please don't flame me, you've been warned.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Covenant but that doesn't mean I can't have my fun .
Chase
1) Call him Peter Parker.
2) Tell him he's the less hot version of Pogue.
3) Tell him to stop ripping Spider Man off, he needs to earn a living too.
4) Dye his hair canary yellow without his notice...
5) When he asks you about his hair reply with "I don't see a difference"
6) Force him to read my fics (the C/C ones), especially the sex scenes...
7) Tell him it'll never happen cause it's called fanfiction.
8) Call him a fattie and start poking his "fat" repeatedly.
9) Yell at the top of your lungs "physco loving moment" every time he looks at Caleb.
10) Point out the reason's why Pogue and Caleb make such a hot couple.
11) Tell him to go find a closet (if you know what I mean)
12) Buy a spider man suit and make him wear it...
13) Ask him if his "spidery senses" are tingling now that he's in costume.
14) Tell him you found out a way to stop the aging...
15)When he demands to know, show him a pamphlet on "Cosmetic Surgery and You"
16) Put the "If you were gay" song as his ring tone...
17) Call him every 5 seconds, 2 if he's with Caleb.
18) Remind him that Caleb made him his bitch at Putnam farm...
19) And that he liked it.
20) Tell him Caleb is gay...
21) With Reid
22) While your at it remind him that Kate also made him his bitch...
23) And that he cried while he was being "Man Raped"
24) If none of these are a slap to the face than just throw him to the growing pile of Mary-Sue's...
25) When he comes back to kill you just shake your finger at him and say "That's a big no no!"
26) Don't hesitate to point out that Tyler is still available...
27) Or the fact that Tyler's hotter than all the Son's combined... including him.
So how was it? Please leave a review on what you guys think! I picked Chase first cause he was the easiest to pock fun of!