Sam Barged through the front door, and the first thing that cam out of her mouth was "Where's the Ham?"
"Fridge." I answered.
"Cool Beans."
"Hey, Tomorrow, that movie 'Kelly Cooper' is playing at the Mow. Wanna go see it?"
"Nah, I cant. I gotta go get my Wisdom teeth taken out."
"You know that's gonna make it kinda hard to eat RAW HAM right?" I felt emphasis was needed on the RAW HAM to hint its not normal to eat pig without cooking it.
"Well its not like I have a choice!" She said angrily. Not being able to eat ham will be hard for her. "So I've gotta fill up on it now! Hand me over another one."
"You mean you already ate a whole pig? That was like 30 seconds Sam."
"Im hungry."
"Your always hungry."
"I know. Now hand over the ham."
"Fine" I laughed, passing her a ham. Holy Cow. Hams are heavy. And now im kind of wondering why we happen to have 2 full hams in our fridge… Oh well! So as Sam started chewing on her 2nd swine, I continued to talk "So I've got nothing to tomorrow now."
"Mhmm." Said Sam, a little distracted.
"Can I come to the dentist with you?"
"Whaaaatever."
Kay, so plans for tomorrow consist of watching a 14 year old get her teeth removed… should be fun!