Author's note: this is my very first story, so i hope ya'll like it. its written in play form so you have to imagin all the detail, but that shouldn't be hard. it may be a stupid story but then again its supposed to be, after all it is a comedy. feel free to leave a review to let me know what you think
disclaimer: i don't own enterprise or am not affiliated with them in any way shape or form
STARTREKENTERPRISE
The comedy
Prologue
Captain Jonathan Archer is the son of his father and mother. His father, Hugh Archer is a P.E. teacher who in his spare time developed the warp engine. His mother, Pricilla Archer, is a psychiatrist. His brother, Alfonzo Archer, is dead due to a broken toe, he went into shock it was not a pretty sight. His sister, Gertrude, her occupation is undecided. Archer left his home in Wisconsin at the age of 18 to join Starfleet. Archer is now a not so respected captain of his own ship, Enterprise, and has a crew consisting of the very best of the very worst.
Sub-Commander T'Pol a Vulcan from Vulcan, she left her home world at the tender age of 130 and came to Earth where she put her terrific body to work and modeled. Fifty years later she joined Star Fleet and is now serving aboard the Enterprise as the science officer.
Commander Charles Tucker 111 a.k.a Trip or Trippy, born in the state of Texas. The son of an architect, Charles Tucker Jr, and a nurse, Betty Tucker, has one brother, John, who is a struggling singer, and one sister, Judy, who is a traveling sales woman. Trip joined Star Fleet at the age of 24 where he met his best friend and worse enemy Malcolm Reed.
Malcolm Reed is from England and the son of George and Martha Reed. George is a fireman who starts more fires than he puts out. Martha is an acupuncturist who has a habit of pushing the needles in too far. Reed also has a sister Georgiana and a brother Martin who are unimportant to this story and will not be mentioned again. Reed joined Star Fleet at the age of 23. Reed is one year behind his best friend and worst enemy, Trip. Trip and Malcolm are constantly playing practical jokes on each other and other poor unsuspecting souls. Trip and Malcolm are both serving on board the U.S.S Enterprise. Trip is the Chief engineer, and Malcolm is the tactical officer.
Dr. Phlox is from Dunoblia. He has 3 wives and 10 children. Phlox graduated medical school at the very bottom of his class. Phlox is over eager to perform life saving procedures on the crew of the enterprise, seems as though he's never worked on an actual living person.
Ensign Hoshi Sato is a Chinese person from Florida. Hoshi tried to join Star Fleet at age 7 but was rejected. She came back years later when she was 21 and joined. Hoshi is a master at languages but has a tendency to have accidents, so she was placed on the Enterprise as the communications and linguistics officer.
Ensign Travis Maywhether is from Connecticut the son of a librarian, Alfred, and a T.V. repairwoman Judy. Travis has one brother Michael who is a clock maker. Travis joined star fleet at age 22 and is now on board the enterprise as the helmsmen.
SCENE 1
In a galaxy near, near to earth, there is a space ship called The U.S.S Enterprise. Enterprise is a fairly large craft with around 200 people aboard... but only 7 of those people are important and they are…. Oh yeah and a dog. Where was I? oh and they are Captain Johnathan Archer, Sub-Commander T'Pol, Commander Charles Tucker 111 a.k.a Trip or as some call him Trippy, lieutenant Malcolm Reed, Ensign Travis Maywhether, Ensign Hoshi Sato, Doctor Phlox, and the M.V.D Porthos. These people are on a mission of exploration.
-Title song is passing-
Trip- Man!! I am getting so sick of that song, it gets played every week
-A noise is heard from across the room-
T'Pol- (quietly singing) cause I've got faith of the heart
-Everyone stares at her with a blank expression on their faces-
Trip- oh my god
Archer- I thought Vulcans suppressed their emotions
T'Pol- that is correct captain. But just because we suppress our emotions doesn't mean we cannot sing. I was merely exercising my vocal cords
Reed- don't you do that enough when you talk or I suppose I should say complain, nag, being negative, or the famous stating the obvious.
Archer- Malcolm, that's enough
Trip- I'm incline to agree with Malcolm captain. T'Pol you suck
T'Pol- I think you should keep your comments to yourself commander
Trip- I was merely exercising my vocal cords
Travis- can't we all just get along
-The ship rattles-
Archer- Trip get to engineering on the Triple
Trip- aye captn'
-Trip leaves-
Archer- Hoshi, do you have anything on the campanile
Hoshi- Yes!!
Archer- what?
Hoshi- grape jelly, but I'm wiping it off
-archer grunts-
Archer- Malcolm, do you have anything on sensors?
Malcolm- nothing to interesting
T'Pol- that's hardly an appropriate answer for captain archer. I think…..
Malcolm- (interrupting T'Pol) no one cares what you think T'Pol
Hoshi- boxers or briefs?
Malcolm- boxers
Travis- briefs
Archer- either
Trip comes in over the con-
Trip- commando
-Everybody cringes with the thought of that-
-T'Pol staring off into space-
T'Pol- none
Trip- T'Pol, I didn't know you cared
T'Pol- uh, I was talking about not having any side dishes at lunch today. You know need to watch my figure and everything
Trip- you already had lunch today
T'Pol- tomorrow then
-Trip signs off-
Malcolm- nice cover T'Pol
Archer- why oh why did I pick this crew?
Malcolm- coz ya love us
Travis- I think we should get back to the situation at hand
Archer- what?
Travis- the ship rattling
Archer- oh yeah, why did the ship rattle?
-Trip comes in over the con, again-
Trip- Capn', I know why the ship rattled
Archer- why?
Trip- coz some stupid head had the warp core plugged into the wrong outlet. I fixed it
Archer- what about the stupid hea… crewman
Trip- I poked him in the eye
Malcolm- oh yeah that'll teach him
Trip- shut up Malcolm
Malcolm- or what? You'll poke me in the eye hahaha
-archer shakes his head with a 'why me' expression on his face