Well, I decided to try something here. I know that I'm not done with Love Red vs. Blue Style but June has had a lot on her plate so I decided to try and keep up my RVB stuff and write something that has been on my to-do list for a while now. A Stargate/Red vs. Blue fic. I decided that I would bring in my OC's for this one, just to have a little fun with it.

I'm just trying this out, if you guys like it then say so and I'll get you more.

Chapter 1

Valhalla

Red Team

"Simmons, do you have that thing ready yet?!" Sarge bellowed from on top of the base.

"Almost sir."

"Well hurry the fuck up, I'd like to get back to Earth within my lifetime," Liz groaned from her seat next to Grif. Both Orange clad soldiers were leaning against a wall in the shade, being lazy as always, while Lisa and Simmons tried to reconfigure their teleporter device to send them to Earth and home.

"Hey, would you like to do this? Well then be my guest," Lisa snapped back, throwing a wrench at her twin who barely dodged it, only to have it hit Grif in the balls. Griff groaned and curled up and fell out of his chair writhing on the ground.

"Lisa! If you're gonna throw wrenches at Liz at least make sure you aim!" Carmen yelled angrily.

"But at least you had the decency to hit Grif," Sarge added on, actually rather pleased, "good work soldier."

"Uh…thanks?" Lisa replied, turning back to Simmons, "What's with that Sergeant of yours?"

"Uh…it's complicated. He hates Grif…"

"I figured that out."

"And he's been making plans to get rid of him for years. But each time, he either missies or Grif gets lucky."

"He wasn't too lucky a minute ago."

Both Reds chuckled at that and continued working while Lopez worked inside the base to get the power generator primed for the activation of the reconfigured transporter. Apparently they needed more power than the base was normally able to provide, which was why the transporter couldn't normally get them to Earth or a planet that far away. While they did that the Reds' own pair of Freelancers, Hawaii and Alaska were off somewhere in the canyon walking around, trying to find a good spot to relax and be alone together after being reunited.

"So how's life treated you while you've been with the Reds and Blues?" Alaska asked Hawaii as they walked next to the large waterfall on the Red side of the canyon.

"Not bad, although I haven't been able to surf since I was recruited. The girls treated me well, I mean sure they have their problems…"

"Like their obsession with killing the Blues."

"Hey, like that's not cool, you know as well as I do that the Director is responsible for that war. He tricked those poor fellas into fighting each other for his own benefit. Don't tell me that the Reds and Blues at the bases you went to train at didn't have the same problems."

"The base I was sent to train at, Rat's Nest, was wiped out before I got there. Every Red and Blue there was dead," Alaska quietly responded.

"Their armor didn't protect them? I thought Reds and Blues were practically invincible?"

"It was Maine."

"Oh, poor guys they didn't have a chance."

"Enough about that, seriously Hawaii. Why have you stayed incognito?" Alaska said, stopping in her tracks to face the big Agent.

"I didn't want you to know failed at what you trained me to do," Hawaii replied, hanging his head low in shame.

"You didn't, the Director did," Alaska replied, holding her gloved hand on Hawaii's cheek to bring his face up to look her in the eye.

Meanwhile, out on top of the hill that overlooked Blue Base, Donut and Kate were sitting on the ground, sniper rifles sitting next to them. They had been half keeping watch, half yapping and braiding hair with assorted flowers Donut had picked up. They had no inclination of doing anything remotely near what they were ordered to do: keep an eye out for the Blues. That little miscalculation would more than likely cost them, as they would find out.

They had been there for about an hour, resting underneath the shade of a large tree with their rifles leaning against it, just barely within reach. Which meant that they could easily be surprised attacked, if their enemies had that much competence.

"Hey Donut," Kate said as Donut was tying in a large blue flower into her hair.

"Yeees?" Donut replied warmly.

"Do you ever feel like you're being watched by someone?" Kate said.

"Donut she's asking you a question!" a familiar voice piped up from behind Donut and Kate.

Both Reds jumped and turned around to see two blue figures wearing Mk. V helmets. They had their weapons aimed at the two pink reds and were rather smug about it as well. The dark blue girl holding a shotgun to Kate's head, much to Donut's displeasure, was Rachel, who was standing with most of her weight on one leg in a relaxed pose that said it all, "got you bitch."

"Oh no," Kate groaned as the Blues took their weapons and pushed them toward their base.

"Come on Captain Crunch, you're going home with us," Caboose said cheerfully, pushing Donut without resistance towards the tall tower that was Blue Base.

"Oh are we having a sleepover?" Donut giggled.

"Donut, we're prisoners!" Kate reminded him, getting her hands shoved on top of her head by Rachel who shoved her forward, "Hey!"

The two Blues moved their prisoners towards the base with Caboose and Donut chatting it up while Kate was roughly forced forward by Rachel with her shotgun in her back.

"What are we going to do Caboose? Duck-duck-goose, oh no freeze tag, no dress up!" Donut chattered.

"Or we can play hide and seek!" Caboose suggested.

"Seriously, what is up with this guy?" Kate said a bit annoyed. But Rachel didn't appreciate that comment at all and pushed Kate hard, forcing her stumble forward as they walked through the ice cold creek and fell flat on her face in the water.

"Oh…Rachel doesn't like it when you say mean things," Caboose said as she picked herself off and tried wiping the water off of her visor. Only to have her view filled by the figures of four other Blues.

Standing in front of her were Sergey, Lea, Sister, and Tucker. Sergey was the most intimidating to her, she and Sergey had gotten into several battles back at Ridgeline, all of which she lost badly. As she got to her feet she saw Tucker and Sergey step forward and grab her by both arms and yank her to her feet. Donut and Caboose walked into view and they were both rejoined as Donut grabbed her by her arms to keep a protective barrier for the both of them to rely on. But it was more for Donut than anything.

"Well, well, well, a little lost aren't we Reds?" Lea taunted, her arms crossed over her chest.

"We found them braiding each other's hair, it was nice," Caboose said.

"Seriously Donut?" Tucker groaned.

"Well Sarge doesn't let us do it at base," Donut replied innocently.

"But braiding?! What is with you Reds? There is so much more you two could have done with some 'alone time' if you get my meaning," Tucker continued.

Rachel shook her head and began relaying the events to Sergey through her complicated sign language at an insane pace. He and Jenny were the only ones on Blue Team who knew what the signs meant so he translated as he went.

"They were spying on us it seems. So Reds, what is it you learned?" Sergey asked.

"Not much, those blue flowers I picked are an excellent complement to Kate's eyes while her armor really brings out the…"

"Why do I bother, Lea, Rachel take these two to where ever it is you guys hold your prisoners. Sister can you show 'em where to go?" Sergey said, walking off to the top of the base.

"Oh I know where, here I'll show you," Donut said leading the way forward.

"Hey Red, seriously? What the fuck is wrong with you?" Lea groaned, shoving Donut back and followed Sister into the base with Rachel and Caboose behind the two captive Reds.

Blue Team

"Hey Church," Sergey said as he walked in behind the group of Blues on top of the base. Tex, Church, Washington, and Jenny were just sitting around or standing talking about what the Reds might have been up to. They'd been very quiet lately and this capture was the first incident they'd had in Valhalla in over a month.

"Wassup man?" Church replied leaning back against the grav lift next to Tex.

"Caboose and Rachel caught a couple of Reds out on the hill spying on us," Sergey reported, sounding quite average and nonchalant doing so. This wasn't his first rodeo, he'd done this quite a few times back at the girls' and his old base.

"They did huh?" Tex grunted in surprise.

"Yeah, Caboose managed to do something without actually killing you in some way," Tucker piped up.

Tex chuckled in amusement at that as the conversation continued.

"So what're gonna do with them anyway?" Wash asked sitting against the wall on a bench.

"Probably hold out for a good bargain, maybe we can get one of their vehicles or something," Church replied without much thought.

"Yeah that's what we did," Jenny put in, "whenever one of us would get captured or if we captured one of them we would trade for stuff like robot kits, rations, movies, and the tank on one occasion. But we really regretted that one. Monty's an asshole."

"How can a tank be an asshole?" Wash asked, a bit confused. He'd never had any experience with the Reds' and Blues' smart tanks.

"It's a smart tank Wash, they both have one," Tex replied.

"Oh yeah I heard about them but I didn't believe it. Weren't those things the biggest danger to you guys behind Freelancers?" Wash asked.

"You have no idea Wash. That fucking tank almost killed Rachel and Lea the first day the Reds got it.

"That's how our CO got killed," Sergey piped in.

"I thought that jackass got killed by Lea?" Tucker put in.

"No actually, Lea put him in a position to be killed she tricked him right into the tank's sights and then blew him sky high," Jenny replied.

"Sounds like you guys lost as many guys to fucking tanks as we did," Church grumbled.

In that moment, a loud crack sounded throughout the canyon, in the second after that a shell from the Red side of the canyon impacted right into the wall of Blue Base and shook the building to its very foundations. The Blues looked over the railing of the building to see a line of Red soldiers along with two vehicles, a Warthog, and a tank. They started charging forward as the lues scrambled into a defensive position. This was going to get ugly.

"See I told you he's an asshole!"

Well what do think, don't worry I'll bring in the SG-1 folks when I put in the next chapter. Well if you have anything to say please post a review and say what you think.

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