Authors Note: Well here's the beginning of this, but it is hiatus until I either get some inspiration and ideas or I finish one or two of my stories. ANOTHER side story of my 'The Meeting' Series. I have a bunch of others in mind but this came to me today and I couldn't pass it up.
PART ONE OF 'THE CHANGE GAME' TRILOGY. THAT'S RIGHT PEEPS!
Alt. Doof held his counterpart by his lab coat, a look of rage mixed with fury in his eyes. That's right. I said eyes.
"Why do I have two eyes?! I don't have two eyes! I only have one eye!"
Doofenshmirtz-1 stared at him blankly "Actually other me, you do have two eyes. They're both right there." He pointed to them "See? Two eyes."
Doof-2 paused for a good moment and then scowled "DON'T CORRECT ME!" He shook him with each word, baring his teeth "What…did…you…do?"
Heinz gulped and his evil doppelganger screamed.
"WELL?"
"Hey Doof…" A small platypus without a hat stood on its hind legs and walked through the portal, examining itself curiously "How do I go to the bathroom like this?"
Doofenshmirtz-2 lowered Heinz to the ground "Platyborg, I thought I told you to stay in our dimension until I got back."
The regular platypus that was once a cyborg responded innocently "I have to go to the bathroom…but I don't know how now!"
Alt. Doof sighed "How did you go to the bathroom as a cyborg?"
"…I don't…know…" Platyborg- not a cyborg – looked horrified.
Phineas, Ferb, Candace and Perry-1 entered the 1st Dimension apartment through the front door. Their laughs and conversations died completely at the sight in front of them. The young inventor looked between the two Dr. D's- both with two eyes- and the now non-cyborg Platyborg. He looked just like Perry except…lighter and more faded, also with two eyes.
"Platyborg? Dr. D 2…what happened to you guys?" Phineas exclaimed and Doof-2 answered on the behalf of all of them, shaking Doof-1 as he spoke.
"I was sleeping when Platyborg came into my room and woke me up because there was 'something wrong with his body' so I just assumed he meant there was a problem with his wiring or something like that. I'm still half asleep so I tell him to wait for me in the lab and I'll be there in five minutes. Fifteen minutes later I walk into the lab with my tools to fix his wires but guess what? No wires! HE'S NOT EVEN A CYBORG ANYMORE!" He yelled the last part in Doofenshmirtz-1's face and then continued in his normal voice "I'm already shocked as it is and the tool box was already on the ground from when I dropped it after my half heart attack. To make things worse I took a step back in absolute horror and tripped over the box. So now I almost had a heart attack and I nearly broke my neck…but that's not even the half of it. I hit my head on a wrench that apparently fell out when I dropped the tool box. So now I almost had a heart attack, nearly broke my neck and my head hurts. I decide to go to the bathroom and check if I'm bleeding and to splash some water in my face so I can see if I'm not seeing things. I did just that and turns out I am seeing things, two things. I see two- not one- but two eyes staring back at me and they're both mine. That was my 2nd heart attack and I jumped back, tripping over the rug and falling against the wall tiles. I'm almost certain I'm bleeding now and everything is blurry, a fuzzy vision of a little platypus is in front of me speaking but I couldn't make out the words. After a few seconds my sight and hearing came back, the animal helped me up and started babbling about something. I'm too busy rubbing the back of my head to listen to whatever it is its waffling on about so I zone it out, thinking it's just my imagination or a hallucination from hitting my head so hard in the same spot twice. Then it tugged on my lab coat- that's right –lab coat. A bright and white, horrid looking lab coat was on me and that wasn't the most absurd thing. No, the most absurd thing had to be that the normal platypus was still trying to get my attention. I finally give it the time of day and it spoke English to me. I recognized the voice instantly and I had another near heart attack. Bottom line is…Platyborg's not a cyborg anymore, I have two eyes, I think I might have a concussion and I KNOW YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS!" Alt. Doof finished off with a yell, glaring daggers at his first dimension counterpart and throwing him harshly to the floor.
Platyborg who was not a cyborg chimed in "And I have to go to the bathroom!" Everyone ignored him and turned to Doof-1 for an answer or reassurance that he indeed did not have anything to do with this but Doofenshmirtz just looked down at the floor guiltily in silence.
Phineas couldn't take it anymore "Dr. D….what did you do?"