I own all of Middle Earth (Disclaimer, not really, but I can make the characters do exactly what I want!) I rein supreme and not one of you can stop me, unless you beg and I'm in a nice mood. These delightful tales are…well they just are.
"Ahh! Someone save us!"
Legolas and Gimli ran as fast as their feet could carry them. On their visit to Helms Deep with King Eomer they had gotten more than they bargained for. On surveying the damage inflicted from the last battle, they had encountered something completely unexpected. They now ran towards the Keep where Eomer was going over particulars with Eothain, his Third Marshall.
"Help us!"
They burst through the doors and ran over to Eomer and hid behind him.
"Save us please."
Eomer frowned.
"What happened?"
Eomer was trying to turn around but they held him firmly in place, struggling against a Dwarf and Elf is a hard task.
"We were attacked!"
"What? Where?"
"On the wall, they were hideous."
"Eothain! Take the men and find this evil."
Eothain bowed and ran towards the door closing it behind him.
"Now tell me everything."
Gimli jumped up and down trying to get the attention of Eomer.
"We were walking and this gigantic hairy thing attacked us. Legolas fired at it but his arrows just bounced off it."
Legolas then pushed in front of Gimli.
"Yeah, and it took Gimli's axe off him."
"We shall wait for news."
"Cool, can I blow the horn?"
Gimli was tugging at Eomer's cloak.
"What?"
"Were being attacked so can I blow the horn?"
"Nu-uh, I wanna do it, you jut ran off screaming. At least I tried to fight it."
The started hitting each other and pinching but Eomer forced them apart.
"Stop this nonsense, obviously this evil has been messing with your minds."
They stopped and looked guilty, it was then that Eothain returned with a grave look on his face.
"Well?"
"My lord, they were…it was only spiders."
"Don't you ever come here again until you've cured yourself of this foolishness and apologised properly."
Legolas and Gimli were dropped at the Gap of Rohan on their behinds and left with dust in their faces from the retreating horsemen.
"Sheesh, you'd think we'd done something wrong."
"Just cos you ran from the spiders like a girl."
"Shut up elf, you couldn't even hit them with your arrows."
"What? They're like, as big as ur thumb. How do you expect me to hit them?"
They both got off and walked away arguing and punching each other.
I would like to say they lived happily ever after but I really don't know yet, he he he. Next episode…hmm, who to make a fool of next? Any ideas? I'll let you grovel and beg to leave characters alone if you really want me to. Or I'll let you vote for the ones you want ridiculed! Kiss kiss peeps.