Call: Guess what? Today I am doing a talk show! Please welcome... Alia! The strangezoid wierdo...
Alia: I am not a strangezoid wierdo. If you are making that comment I refer it back to you.
Audience: A ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Call: OK question COOOOFFFFFFstrangezoidCOFFFFF one: Have you ever saw a pizza guy wet his pants?
Alia: No wierdo I havn't.
Call: Have you ever have, or been, mooned (by) someone? Or want to be?
Alia: No. No. Shivers
Call: Do you like pickles?
Alia: Yes!
Call: Would you devote your life to the pickle goddess Kosherette?
Alia: Um... No...
Call: Do you find CHEESE intresting?
Alia: Um.. I don't think so... Why?
Call: Because it's fun to say CHEESE.
Alia: Uh.. ok, you've officially lost it.
Call: Oh my gosh guess what!
Alia: What?
Call: I... have... two... LEGS!
Alia: NO WAY.
Call: WAY!
Alia: I have two eyes.
Call: GET OUT! SERIOUSLEY?!
Alia: No lie. I really do.
Call: Now... For a million dollars would you kiss a boy decided on by the audience? You would have the added pleasure of murdering him.
Alia: Um depends on who it is I guess.
Call: stares at ceiling
Alia: What are you doing?
Call: stares at ceiling
Alia: I don't know...
Call: CIRCLEBIRDS!
Alia: Jumps startled OK that was random.
Call: Guess what you've won?
Alia: A million dollars!
Call: NO!
Alia: What?
Call: You've won the services of Josepii Cradezera!
Alia: Who's he?
Call: A professional... MOONER!
Man, Presumably Josepii Cradezera: Jumps onstage and moons Alia Shoves butt in her face
Alia: Ewwww! I quit!
Call: OK, go ahead. We got PICTURES!!! Vanishes
Alia: Umm ok later.
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