Here is the first chapter it's not beta'd and I suck with proper punctuations lol let me know what you think
Ana pov
I have been working on this project that I really need to get published the author's name is Amy farfalla she is an amazing scientist and writer she wrote this book based off her boyfriend Sheldon Cooper he is an odd character but the way she writes about him you can feel the love coming from her. She also writes about how she's sacrificed so much to be with him because she is a woman and wants to express her emotions through intercourse but for some reason he doesn't like the thought of intercourse only on birthdays I can't even imagine what she goes through Christian and I have sex almost 10xs a day. hmmm maybe I should have Amy come and meet me for lunch and I can talk to her and maybe Christian will help her boyfriend I don't know how Christian will take this news maybe I should talk to him first!
"We need to talk when you get home tonight -Ax
What I do whatever it is i will buy you something pretty to make up for it C x
Calm down you didn't do anything and what did I tell you about trying to buy me things when you fuck up Ax
Well technically you just said I didn't do anything wrong so I'm not in the wrong just offering to buy my wife a nice gift just let me love you Cx
You're a major pain in the ass anyone ever tell you that Ax
Only yours baby only yours speaking of asses I think yours could be a little used tonight Cx
I can't believe he just said that to me oh wait yes I can he's Christian man has no filter this could work I just have to wear something skimpy and rock his world have him sated then drop the bomb he will be more agreeing if I do it that way. My new mission is to get Amy laid now Christian and Sheldon meeting this will be interesting to say the least. I dig for Amy's phone number and I immediately give her a call
"Hello"
"Hello I'm looking for Amy"
"This is she may I ask who's calling?"
"Of course my name is Anastasia Grey CEO of Grey publishing I'd like to talk to you about publishing your book that your friend Penny sent into me"
"she sent you my book the one on Sheldon?"
"That's the one it really is an incredible book and I think sales will be through the roof what do you say?"
"I am flattered really but Sheldon would be hurt if I published that or maybe flattered I never really know anymore"
"that is another reason why I want to meet with you for lunch what do you say I can fly you to Seattle and you can spend a couple days here I will book and pay for your flight and hotel stay your entire trip will be on me you can even bring your boyfriend along i'd love to meet him"
"Okay, how about we make it for next week and I will tell Sheldon, just be aware Sheldon is a lot to take on he has no filter in your face annoying to most people he's a very intelligent man he's just a bit socially awkward"
"He sounds like a charmer and I love it"
"See you soon"
"Bye Ana"
"Bye Amy"
Okay Ana we can do this I just need to convince mister control freak to help me I know he will be against it at first but I'll charm him he loves me I just have to use my womanly charms on him. I'm married to the kinkiest man on earth and I'm over her trying to figure out how to get him to do what I want. A trip to the playroom, is what we need Yes that's the answer once we're out of there he is totally at my mercy. I should feel bad that I'm using sex to manipulate my husband. Then he seems to use sex every time he bulldozes me for something so I am just returning the favor and he did say he wanted to use my ass tonight so I will let him, then him and I will come up with a plan for Amy and Sheldon I am very fascinated by these two both crazy smart. Sheldon is like a more extreme version of barney but that's what makes him fascinating and Amy, just seems so lovely and all she wants his her man to have sex with her and i'll be damned if he leaves here and isn't like a mini version of Christian I can't help but smile at the thought of being able to help them out one orgasam at a time.
I am not the best writer but never intended to be but no one else wanted to write it for me so I decided to put it out there for you all this is the first chapter I had two more pre written and I'm pretty good with coming up with things on the spot so it won't be to long between updates unjust wanted to get this chapter out there to see what your opinions are… It gets funny when Sheldon meets Ana and Christian and starts to learn thing's :) He chapters will get longer I promise..