Disaster dates
Disclaimer :- Don't own Naruto .
A/N :- This is a very crazy story that me and my auntie made up . There is some very OOC ness in the story !! . Try your best not to flame to much on the reviews . Some reviews have put me of finishing one of my other story's . Right lets just start !!
Chapter 1 :-The fair.
Tenten took hold of a ball and aimed it at a coconut . Successfully she knocked it over . She turned to what she thought was another coconut and aimed and hit it . There came a loud ouch and a splash of water could be heard .
"Wow a talking coconut . Ok were's my prize ?".
She
asked . Spinning around she looked at the man in charge of this stall
. He blinked a couple of times .
"Well that last coconut you
hit was a boy and .." .
He began but was soon cut of his sentence from Tenten .
"What I hit a boy ? That cant be right".
She said before walking around the stall . Right enough there he was .A boy with long hair sat in a pond . Duck perched on his head . He spat out the water and glared at Tenten .
"ooh my god I am so so so sorry !Let me help " .
she went over to him and helped him out . He finally spoke .
"I guess you were the one who got me wet and ..and ..YOU RUEIND MY HAIR ! YOU ASS HOLE LOOK AT IT . IT MUST BE WASHED WITH THE FINNEST TAP WATER AND WASHED WITH THE MOST GREATEST SHAMPOO . IT TOOK ME FOR EVER TO COMB IT INTO PLACE NOT TO MENCHONE ALL THE HAIR SPRAY I PUT ON IT ".
He screamed it at the top of his lungs . Tenten was scarred . She stepped back and looked around at all the staring faces .
"He's fine honest ! He just has this problem "
She lied to every one . At least they left her alone to sort out the screaming boy .Well at this moment he was more like a two year old !
"Hey snap out of it will you ..HELLO ".
She began to violently shake him before he finally stopped .
"What the hell do you want?" ,he asked clearly irritated.
"I can help!Just come around to my place and I will get you sorted quicker than you got in this state ".She was really wanting to help him out and well actually he was kinda cute.
It was then he held his hand out in front of him looking at her with a more cool expression.
"The names Neji ,Neji Hyuga".He announced proudly as they shook hands.
"Great its nice to bump into you like this Neji .Real nice .Come on then I will get you to my place in no time!..Eeeh you do have money for the bus trip ..right?" She as definitely hoping he did or else they would be screwed !!
"Eh yeah". what was his simple reply .
"Thank goodness lets go."She walked off dragging the wet Neji behind her.