Lost in space!
A/N: Ok I'm just really bored and while taking a shower last night thought up a great Fan fiction! So here we go! Also, I will take forever in updating for the simple fact that I am doing all this during school while I have the time. This one is just for laughs…thought I do enjoy writing it…
Disclaimer: Nope don't own Inuyasha, but I do own a really shiny nickel! Go nickel!
Chapter 1
Kagome shrugged on her jump suit. Her life was getting interesting by the minuet and not in a good way.
"Oi Kagome watch out!" Kagome lifted her head to see a space helmet flying at her. Quickly she caught it before it rendered her unconscious. She glared at the one who threw it. He was standing looking sheepish grinning like the fool he was. His sliver hair was braided at the base of the neck and he wore an orange space suit like everyone else. His name was Inuyasha.
"You jerk! You could kill someone!" Sango yelled. A girl about her age with dark brown hair and brown eyes, around her eyes was her usual magenta eye shadow. Like every one else she wore an orange space suit. She was one of Kagome's best friends. The other was Ayame, a red head with jade green eyes; her hair was tied up in two pig tails. She was, at the moment, chatting it up with a boy named Koga. A black haired blue eyed boy with as big of an ego as Inuyasha.
Inuyasha shrugged. "Not my fault if her head is always up in the clouds." Kagome scoffed.
"Is not!"
"Is so!"
"Is Not!"
"Is so!"
"Is not!"
"Is s-" Miroku a boy with black hair tied into a short pony tail at the base of the neck and blue almost purple eyes, also wearing a orange suit, stood from him position on the floor to clamp Inuyasha's mouth close. While Inuyasha was yelling profanities Miroku tsked.
"Inuyasha, when are you going to learn that it's not wise to yell at women?" Sango snorted.
"You the one to talk, pervert." Sango said. Miroku acted hurt and gave her a very good pout.
"My dear Sango, when have I ever even laid a hand on you?" He asked. Sango pretended to think it over.
"Just a few moments ago…when you grabbed me by the-" This time Kagome was the one doing the shutting up.
"Now, now Sango. Let's not start this. We have a long time to get back at him later." She said. Wonder why? Well a few years ago there was an add asking for youth to sign up to be in the space program and travel to live on a space shuttle for a year. Kagome had everything she wanted down on Earth, so why bother?
It wasn't until one rainy night that her family was caught in a car crash and killed instantly. Instead of staying with relatives she signed up for the space program. She no longer had any attachments and decided what the heck. She would go and see something she never saw before. So here she was now, after a month of training, they were about to go up into space for a month. She had met some other people as well: Inuyasha, Sango, Ayame, Koga, Miroku, Keade, Hojo, and Naraku.
They all had their own story and stuff so she wasn't going to pry.
"Attention all new space cadets! It is now time to board the space shuttle. Please board in an orderly fashion."
All six of them sighed. Time to leave Earth, their home, for a month.
VV
"The food is in the 1st sector along with the beds and the showers. In the second sector is the work out room so that when ya'll land back on earth your legs won't die on you. It will also help in the rehabilitation part when you come back. Now beyond that are the library and the Chem. Lab for your experiments. Now you have your things already packed and ready for you. So go ahead and- oh wait!" Inuyasha sighed; this dude had been talking about this stupid thing for over an hour! Once he finishes up one thing…he forgot something in another part.
"Just hurry up already!" Inuyasha yelled at him.
"Inuyasha, chill! It might be important!" Kagome hissed at him. Inuyasha stuck out his tongue at her, which she did right back.
"Now children, lets not start a fight…" Miroku said. Kagome and Inuyasha glared at him. Miroku stuttered for an excuse. "I mean, we don't want any witnesses now do we?"
"Uh, actually we will be monitoring ya'll for the whole month." The guide said.
"What do you mean!" Every one shouted.
"Well their will be a video camera following you everywhere." He said with a smile. Every one twitched.
"What- what do you mean EVERYWHERE!" Sango yelled out.
"Just like I said, a small camera will be homed in on your own DNA and will follow you just so we know that you won't push any nonessential buttons. And also so that we can observe what really goes on inside the minds of our youth." He said with a smile. He looked over at everyone and saw them starring at him with a look of pure horror.
"Will it be following us everywhere as in the shower and toilet too!" Ayame squeaked.
"Yep." He said with a smile. The girls glared at him while the guys just snickered at their reaction.
"You pervert!"
"That's just wrong!"
"Is this really a scientific experiment! Or is it just for your entertainment you pervs!" All three yelled. The guide slowly backed out of the room laughing nervously.
"Well…heh, heh…I best be going….the cameras are already in place….so…bye!" with that he raced out of space craft.
"The perverts!" The girls fumed. The guys burst out laughing when the intercom came on telling them to get ready for blast off in 10mins.
"Come on you guys lets go." Sango said and headed for the ladder followed by Kagome, Inuyasha, Miroku, Ayame, and Koga.
The control room was very sophisticated with all the buttons and nick knacks. It had six seats for them and a screen in the middle of the window with a big red number starting at 10. Still climbing on the ladder the six managed to find their seats and wait for the count down to begin.
About 10minets later they were starting to get restless.
"Damn it! When are we going! The sooner we leave the better!" Inuyasha cursed. Kagome glared at him from her seat.
"Inuyasha their doing a system checks just to make sure we don't blow up or anything." She hissed. Inuyasha rolled his eyes and was about to start up another argument with her when a toothbrush clucked him in the head. Inuyasha turned in his seat to glare at Koga.
"What was that for!" He yelled.
"It was for you to shut the damn pot hole of yours and chill out. And also while your at it brush your teeth, you go some major dog breath going on." He snickered.
"Why the hell should I listen to what you say?" Inuyasha asked. This time Sango answered.
"Because we have 5 minuets till take off. Better buckle up." Inuyasha grumbled but obliged.
4….
3…..
2…
1….
Blast off! Thousands of G-force pounded down on the group as the shuttle lifted up off the ground. The screen changed from the 0 number to a screen of people in the count down room celebrating on another success of a take off. The screen produced a little screen, splitting it in half, showing how far away they are from reaching the non-vacuumed air which is space. On the other screen a man's face appeared on the screen. He had a small mustache on either side of his nose making him appear buggy; of course the huge eyes didn't help either. His name was Myoga, the space instructor of their travels. He was smiling a wide smiling.
"Congratulations! Right now you are exiting the troposphere and will reach space soon. Now how are you feeling?" Six glares answered his question. "Oh that's right. The G-force makes you unable to talk or anything. Well it's almost over. But what I really want to tell you is that there is a button the you must-" The screen turned into static for a few minuets and they all glanced at each other. Was that supposed to happen?
After a few more minuets the screen returned with a sheepish looking Myoga.
"Sorry about that. You just hit some static from the ROTC space satellite and will be hitting more so I have to go, but before that any questions?" Kagome tried to get something out but managed a week noise that sounded like button. Unfortunately Myoga was talking to himself about something that happened on his first trip in space. She rolled her eyes and stared at the little cartoon space craft making its way to the dark part of the screen. It took no time to reach it and Myoga was still talking about his adventure that no one cares about. Looking out the window she saw clouds thin out and the sky turning dark and starry.
Finally Myoga was cut from the screen midway into telling why he made such an excellent polite and the space craft slowed to an almost stop. Her legs felt light and her stomach flew to her throat. Inuyasha and Koga had already unbuckled their seatbelt and marveled at what no gravity feels like. Kagome and Sango soon followed suit as well as Ayame and Miroku.
"Well this is…odd." Ayame commented. She was currently upside down trying to 'swim' to the other side of the craft. "I can't move!" She yelled in frustration. Koga snickered and kicked over to where she was.
"All you need is a little push!" He grabbed her wrist and yanked as she was sent into a circular motion then flung over and into a wall. Koga was laughing as Ayame tried to get the stars out of her eyes.
"Koga! That was mean!" Kagome yelled.
"Yeah Koga, that was really…PERVET!" Sango swung around to try and hit Miroku but found it quite difficult. Instead of just twirling around and smacking she instead flipped upside down and moved away from Miroku. Kagome tried to keep from laughing but found it difficult as Inuyasha was laughing it up near the top of the hold. He had taken a liking to zero gravity and positioned himself at the very top of everyone in a reclining position. Ayame, Koga, and Miroku were also laughing their heads off as Sango's face went red with embarrassment. Before any more conversations were made a beeping sound went off.
"What the hell is that?" Inuyasha said. A red light leaked into the room making the room all the more eerie. Kagome kicked over to the control panel and saw what the light was. Under the red bulb was a warning about something. She couldn't read it since the light was in her eyes.
"I can't read it!" She called out. The rest migrated over to her to try and read it. Unfortunately they failed in seeing the screen blinking down numbers in red.
"You're so stupid! Move over and let me read it." Inuyasha pushed her out of the way sending her flying into Sango. "See its…it's…I can't read it either."
"Ha! See I'm not stupid! But you are!"
"I am not, you the stupid one!"
"No you are!"
"No you!"
"No you!"
"No you!"
Miroku rolled his eyes and 'swam' over to the sign. "It reads Gravity…." The beeping stopped and the red light blinked off. Everyone was baffled.
"Well…now what?" Koga said. Everyone shrugged then….The gravity came on. Everyone blinked when they felt a wait on their body dragging them down. Soon they were all in a heap on the floor.
"Damn It!"
"Watch you mouth Inuyasha!"
"Well you didn't fall on your head!"
"Oh please! You don't have someone's butt in their face!"
"Oh, sorry…"
"Oh Sango…you really don't have to move."
"You pervert!"
"Sango don't move!"
"Ouch!"
"Move your elbow!"
"I can't! Inuyasha's foot is practically in my mouth!"
"Not my problem! Kagome's fat body is on my back."
"I'm not fat!"
"Well you can't tell now can you?"
"OW! What did I do?"
"Sorry Koga…"
"Ouch! Wretch!"
"Got him!"
"Ayame get off my arm, please."
"If Miroku would get off of my legs."
"But I like being on your leg!"
"You pervert!"
"OW!"
"Sorry Koga."
"OW!"
"Got him!"
During all this craziness…ness the screen came on showing Myoga watching them with interest.
"Seems like ya'll are having fun." He commented. They all looked over at him and scrambled to their feet, or at least tried.
"Yo, Get off!"
"You get off of me!"
"I can't move!"
"Hey! Who touched my butt!"
"Sorry thought you were Sango Inuyasha."
"You dead meat!"
"Hey no moving in the mob!"
"Inuyasha you're stepping on my stomach!"
"Whoops."
"Now your on my arm!"
"Then move it!"
"Be nice!"
"No way!"
"Uh…guys?"
"Move it!"
"You move!"
"You!"
"Guys!"
"What!" Inuyasha and Kagome yelled together. They looked up to see that the rest were on the other side of the room perfectly fine.
"Thanks a lot guys." Inuyasha growled. Kagome just stood and walked over to the screen.
"Hello Myoga. What is it?" She asked. Myoga coughed a few times and grabbed a glass of green tea that he had warmed up and took a long sip. Inuyasha growled.
"Just tell us already!" He yelled.
"Inuyasha chill." Miroku said grabbing his arm.
"Well what I was going to say was that in a few minuets the probes will be activated to your DNA. But before they do you will be able to pick a design you want and place your hand on the touch pad so it can take a sample. The designs are as followed: A fat calico cat, a cat with two tails, a white wolf pup, a brown wolf pup, a raccoon, and… a chinchilla. Once locked onto your DNA it will follow you were ever you go and give us information about your daily activities. It will also be video taping your every move. Any questions?"
"Yeah, do we have to have one?" Inuyasha asked.
"Yes."
"What happens if it malfunctions?" Sango asked. She had a favor in the two tailed cat. It sounded cute.
"Then we will send out another one exactly like it. But I assure you it will never malfunction. Oh, here they come." Everyone looked down the hallway and saw a line of animals just like he said they would look and in order. What he failed to mention was that they were floating in midair! It looked really strange. Ever one cocked their head.
"Why are they floating?" Ayame asked.
"That's how they will follow you. Now go select you special friend."
A/N: There you go! Chapter one. Now like I said before, Updates will be erratic! I only work on this at school! Hopefully ya'll won't think I have died or something and not updated on the other stories. Wrong. I've just been out of cynic since I got grounded form the computed until the week ends and even then I get sidetracked with stories….so please don't kill me and tell me what you think! Ja Ne!