Disclaimer- We do not own Buffy or Harry or any of the other characters with the exception of Brother Monk. We do not own Hogwarts or Sunnydale, but we may own the Cathedral, I'm not sure... I think we own the stained glass windows but I'll have to check...

Author's Note- A new story, yay! We had fun writing it, hope you have fun reading it, it is random, and so are we, he he! Oh yeah, pocket mouse of The Chosen Three was absent in the writing of this chapter, but will be here in all her greatness in the next chapters and add her randomness!

CHAPTER 1 – SIMULTANEOS CRY

Somewhere Other

A Cloaked figure snuck quietly into an old, empty cathedral. Hardly anyone had ever seen the inside of this sinister cathedral. But anyone who had would have been shocked; well anyone of this world would be shocked. The cathedral was like nothing ever seen before. It seemed to have grown right out of the ground, but it was obvious that this could not have been so. It was beautiful in a twisted way. The stained glass windows showed scenes of torture and of unknown creatures with three heads and extra arms...

It was the cathedral of the Order of the Sunflower. An order known best for its tapestries and rhubarb crumble, but that is irrelevant unless you want some homemade rhubarb crumble. If you do, go looking for the cathedral –see above- If you actually do find it please inform us, my tapestries are starting to unravel and I kept my receipt.

Now, what is the cloaked figure doing you ask, well we hope you asked... he was asking Brother Monk this very question which will be written after this sentence ends with a full stop. "Is the decision final?"

"Yes" Brother Monk (the most supreme and holy sunflower seed) replied, "It shall be done."

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At exactly 3:17 and 43 seconds, wait 44, no 45, 46, 47, ANYWAY! pm, Buffy Summers and Harry Potter felt the earth shake. For the purposes of this story England froze until America caught up so it was 3:17 in both places.

Simultaneously (after England unfroze) Buffy and Harry cried "Ahh! The earth! Something is afoot and amiss!"

Then Buffy realized that she wasn't English and being American cried "Oh crap!" which is the shortened form of the former simultaneous cry.

Spike and Ron cried "Oh my, Harry/Buffy luv! Whatever is going on?" The Ron realized that no English person in their right mind would ever speak like the English characters on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and said "Harry, what the hell just happened?"

Giles and Dumbledore looked grave as they said "Various children under my care, come to my office/library. It seems as though something quite extraordinary has happened" they said, Dumbledore's eyes twinkling and Giles stuttering and generally requiring subtitles to be able to be understood. "It seems that other worlds exist and two of them have now collided; ours and some probably random other world."

"But, what does this mean?" Willow and Hermione said fearfully.

"It means that mayhem will start of commence...now" the stuffy professor people said, "I'm not entirely sure what will happen but it's possible that you'll discover some long-lost-relatives soon."

"Wha..." Rona and Xander (resident idiots) "Wha...d"