Oh snapz guyz this is my first fanfic so be nice ja? Or you can totally ruin my day and write about how much my writing sucks. (lawlz) j/k~ You may find some errors because English is not my first language. XD If you want to know what my native language is go and ask Antonio he'll tell you. ~ Ugh! No I'm getting off topic! Well whatever this is a spin off of what Hetalia- Cinderella would be like.
Once upon a time in a far far away land. Where mountains filled the lands and little tiny villages sat below them. Busy villagers the crowded streets. Where every baker, salesman, doctor, priest, teacher, and student carelessly fill the streets. Many would joyfully sing and dance as they busily went on their way. But today wasn't just any typical day for the happy villagers. No. Today was the prince's annual ball. Yes, a formal ball where the prince will choose his one true love, tonight and hopefully find a happily ever after. Although this is not the place in which our story is to be told, oh no.
Our story takes place in a home a couple of minutes or two away from the village. A cottage to be exact. Where vines and flowers invaded the place wonderfully and gracious around the home carefully taken care of, but inside the home lived someone, but not just anyone. A family. A widow father and two brothers. Twins. Out of the twins one was treated with kindness and royalty while the other was treated like nothing, like dirt, only used to keep the house spotless from any mice or cockroach from entering it's doors.
Knock, knock, knock. There was someone at the door! "Lovino! Would you be a dear and get it for us!?" called out a man. Yes, Lovino was his name and he is the main hero of our story! He stopped and looked around "hello?" Knock, knock, knock! Oh yes, the door he had forgotten it!
Lovino carelessly opened the door where a young man stood, a mischievous grin spread on his face. His was a blond man, tall and lanky, with a subtle on his chin, adding a touch to his features. "Bonjour!" he made a overly dramatic bow. "Are the owners of the house here?" he asked suggestively. "I live here" retorted Lovino with a snort "what do you want?" The man stared at Lovino looking down at his raggy old clothes, dirt smudge cheeks, and black stained fingers. "Ahh yes, but of course! I'am Francis Bonnefoy of the royal court and I'm here to invite you and your wonderful family members to Prince's Antonio Fernandez Carriedo royal ball." He handed Lovino a set of invitations. "Ball? Right sorry not interested" Francis's gasped "are you turning down your prince's invitation?" Lovino opened his mouth to speak. "But of course not!" cried another voice.
It was Lovino's stepfather. A man for love of classical music, but with a heart of coal some would say or that's what Lovino would say. "AH! Mr. Roderich I did not know this was your home" Francis once again bowed. "Such a lovely home you have" Roderich smiled selfishly. "Why thank you very much" Francis nodded "Well I'm off there is much more letter's to be delivered!" "Oh! Francis! Would you mind giving the prince a personal message?" "But of course" "Tell him If he would so kindly take consideration in my son" Francis looked over at Lovino and then pointed "this one?" Roderich gave a look of disgust "Of course not~ Feliciano! Would you come down!" he called out.
"Ve~!" A boy just like Lovino came flying down the stairs with a smile planted on his face. Roderich urged him forward "this one" Francis smiled and whistled "a fine one you got there my friend" Feliciano blushed and shyly hid. "I'm sure our prince will be interested" Roderich gave a smile.
After that Francis bid his farewells and off he went.
Feliciano beamed and snatched the letters from Roderich's hand "Eh!? There's three of them! One for me, you, and Lovino! Wow!" Feliciano embraced his brother in a hug. Roderich tsk and shook his head "I'm sorry, but Lovino has too much work that has to be done to attend a ball" Feliciano's face faltered "aww not even for one night?" "not even
one now! Lovino come here" called out Roderich, snapping his fingers and was satisfied the way in which he listened to. "You will not be attending this ball, until however If you finish your duties on time. You may go" he handed Lovino a endless amount of duties "If you finish that is and besides you have nothing to wear right?"
Lovino rolled his eye's "who wants to go to a stupid ball anyways?" he mumbled. "Now come Feliciano there is much to be done, now let's get you ready yes?" Roderich descended up the stairs. Lovino stared the ground gritting his teeth. How unfair life was and how did he end up with this one? "Don't worry big brother you'll find your prince charming one day" whispered his brother. "Feliciano hurry will you!" Feliciano gave his brother a peck on the cheek before he to disappearing up the stairs.
So now here he was poor little Lovino scrubbing and dusting the kitchen floor as the list told him to do. Poor little Lovino. Although he stopped at the sound of a voice "It's that voice again" he whispered, again he stopped and listened hard. He waited and waited, but the voice never came back. "Ha, look at me I'm going crazy" he continued on the floors.
Feliciano and Roderich had left some time ago leaving Lovino for himself. He could hear villagers pass by giggling and laughing at their own romantic cheesy stories about how they would fall in love with the prince. Lovino sighed If only. Wait what! Why would he want to go to some stupid ball. What to satisfy some stupid prince who thinks that he could just get anything he wants just because he is royalty!? HA!
Now, now Lovino we all know you want to go~Lovino stopped in his actions "Damnit where the hell are you, you stupid voice! I know your out there show yourself!"
Calm down, I can't show myself
"Then what the hell are you!? Some kind of ghost!?"
Uh, no. I'm the narrator of the story.
"Story?"
Yes, your story
"My-"
Yes! Now can we stop playing 20 questions I have a story to tell…. Wait, what are you doing!?
"Hitting my self on the head so that I could wake up from this story place"
You probably shouldn't
"Oh yea? Then who is going to stop me!?"
I'am….
"haha right"
BING !!!
"What the fuck!?"
Told you, now can I go back and tell the freaking story? I have better things to do you know?
"Fine."
So as the night continued Lovino cleaned, dusted, scrubbed, mopped, and so on. On which he was very very slow and clumsy at. "Shut up damnit! I could go as fast as I want!"
Well, If you moved any faster you can get your ass moving and get to the ball! "I told you I don't want to go!" Your going…BING!! See there all done I did a week's worth in a millisecond "I never said I needed your help" Shut up I see it in your face your dying to go.
"Do not"
Do to
"Do not"
Do to
"Do not!"
BING!!!
"Damn it would you stop doing that! Eh!? Where the hell are my clothes!?" Those look better on you then those rags you call clothes. Your hair is nice and neat, your tuxedo looks sexy, and your nice and fresh and don't smell like dirt. Now, now let's find you a BING!! Here is your fairy godmother!A male appeared just like that in thin air. With nothing, but a dress and a wand "Where the hell I'am" Lovino stood stunned his face full of disbelief. Here he is ! Arthur Kirkland at your service. "He's drunk" Oh come one Lovino don't be like that he's a friend! "Are you sure he's safe to be around with? He seems confused…" Of course he is, now talk to him.
"Hey" Lovino greeted with a look of uneasiness. The fairy godmother known as Arthur looked at the brown headed male "Your not Alfred"
"No I'm Lovino and apparently I need to get to the ball" Arthur just stared before everything clicked in his head "Oh right the ball! Uh here" With the wave of his wand something that sounded like a explosion came from outside. "What the hell!?" Lovino ran outside to see that Arthur was already there with a beer in his hand "Here ya go" Hahaha "A fucking tomato!? Are you serious what the hell I'am suppose to with it eat it!?" No your riding in it. "No, I'am not" Yes, you are.
"Oh right, I almost forgot here" Arthur wobbled his way to Lovino handing him a small watch "Return by the strike of twelve because that is when the magic will wear off and you will uhh…" Return "return to your old self got it?" Although but before Lovino could say anything Arthur disappeared.
"What a dipshit and that is one of your friends?" Nope. I lied. I heard he did magic so I conjured him. Now get in the tomato. "Whatever" Lovino hopped into the tomato-carriage "who's driving this thing?" Well I'am of course! "Oh boy" Off to the ball we go!!
To be continued.
Well what did you think? Did you love it, hate it, okay with it? Let me know please!
First of all If you all were confused this a parody of Cinderella (duh~) With Hetalia and of course If you watch the show or read the comic. The most random things go on. Oh and one more thing with the narrator and stuff. Only Romano could hear the narrator and talk to it. So everything in Italics is the narrator speaking to Romano and making little comments to him, to help him get the little happily ever after that he secretly wished to get. Hmm sometimes I wonder how the world would be with a little narrator in your head including your own personal theme song. XD Haha now the real question is should I start chapter two?