Authors Note:

Ruiki: Hiya! Daimien Sin and me decided to join forces and create a penname and fanfic together.^ ^ Oh, and we don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.

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(April 6, 2004)

Dear Dairy,

Today is the day I, Kuwabara Kazuma, will pound Urameshi into the pavement (R: tsk, tsk, silly Kuwabaka. Isn't it the other way around?) Shorty is acting weirder that usual. He's probably just jealous that I got to Yukina before he did (R: eww, the sick bastard).



Hey diary, what do ya think? Diary? DIARY! WHY WON'T YA ANSWER! I am the toughest guy at sarashiki jr. high! I will kick your ass![preceeds to kick diary] [falls on ass] owie!



Eikichi pissed on me today, it was all warm and stuff, i think I liked it. today I finally wacked offto a picture of yukina with her shirt off...I think i will do that now...[eikichi preceeds to shoot himself in the head]

(:D ha ha you stupid asshole!!!)

As Kuwabara was sitting on his ass, wacking off, Yusuke kicked through the door.

"URAMESHI!! Don't you know how to knock?" shouted Kuwabara, as he quickly shoved his super-small winkie into his pants.

"I know how, but being me and all, I am too lazy to lift up my hand," he said lazily while 'lifting up his hand' to pick his ear.

"OH! So your to lazy to pick up your hand, but not your foot! Urumeshi! You knocked down my door!" At this point, Kuwabara was right in Yusukes face.

Kurama, who was behind Yusuke the whole time, thought, 'This is getting us nowhere."

By this time, Kuwabara and Yusuke were rolling on the floor trying to choke each other. hiei entered the room and saw the pic of his sister with her shirt off. " I am going to kill you, you stupid bastard!!!" said hiei, unshething his katana.

As Hiei brought down the death blow, Kurama stepped in and pushed Kuwabara outa the way and did'nt get hurt in the prosses. Hiei saw the diary sitting on the floor and, before any one saw and placed it in his cloak.

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Authors Note:

Sup? Please read and review. Also, don't forget to read our other fanfics on the pennames Daimien Sin and Ruiki (different ones)