Naruto + Sonic the Hedgehog crossover.

'Nuff said.

Disclaimer: .oturaN nwo t'nod I (Read this backwards!)

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The clock read 8:00a.m.

Naruto was still in bed, fast asleep. He was greatly worn out from the previous night.

By some strange force of nature, Naruto had finally done the ultimate.

He'd inherited FANGIRLS!

He had no idea how he'd done it, but he'd done it. He spent the entire night running from them--a bowl of (takeout) ramen in one hand, an eggroll in the other.

And just two hours ago, he'd finally fended them off and got to bed, but not before coming to the conclusion that

Having fangirls were very tiring.

He rolled over on his left side, facing the window. His alarm was set to wake him in just thirty seconds.

But, by another strange force of nature, he beat the clock to the job.

The alarm clock was disappointed. It wailed loudly as Naruto flung it across the room.

The poor alarm clock never had a chance as it 'sploded into a million pieces.

Naruto excitedly leapt out of bed, a huge grin on his face. He dashed to his closet.

According to last night's weather reports, it was supposed to snow today.

He loved snow!

Although he was sixteen years old, Naruto had the imagination and energy of a six-year-old.

He couldn't wait to go outside and…play in the snow!

After returning from the depths of Closetville, Naruto was all set--dressed, and READY TO RUMBLE! BELIEVE IT!

He thumped noisily down the stairs of his apartment, earning a few disgruntled bangs on the wall from sleep deprived neighbors.

He dashed outside and--

No way. He didn't believe it.

WHERE WAS THE SNOW?!

Hurt and betrayed by the obviously undereducated weather dude, Naruto began to cry.

"What's the matter with you, twerp?"

Naruto cringed. He knew that voice.

"As if it isn't obvious…I am crying because the weatherman lied," he replied, sniffling.

He didn't even turn around.

Sasuke smirked. "You're such a baby."

"Did you know that it is against the Naruto Code of Conduct to talk to people named 'Sasuke'?"

"Then who are you talking to?"

"Um…someone else."

"Then why'd you just say 'someone else'?"

Naruto pressed his lips together. "You know what? I'm just not even gonna acknowledge you."

"Then don't."

"I won't."

"You just did."

Naruto pulled at his hair. "IS THAT WHAT YOU CAME OVER HERE FOR?!" He yelled. "TO DRIVE ME CRAZY?!"

Sasuke gave him a crooked little grin. "To put it simply…yes."

Naruto blinked. Then, without saying another word, he turned and walked away.

Stupid Sasuke and his stupid…stupidity.

He could hear Sasuke laughing. He drowned out the irritating noise by playing Mental Rock Music.

He rounded the corner of the apartment complex and Sakura suddenly materialized beside him.

"WHOA!"

Sakura grinned. "Did I scare ya?"

"Not at all!" He lied. He was trembling lightly.

Sakura snorted. "Whatever. Have you seen Sasuke?"

Naruto groaned inwardly. His eyes narrowed.

"Yeeeeessss."

"Great!" She chirped, completely missing the hint of disgust in his voice. "Where is he?"

"Around the corner."

And with that, she de-materialized.

How does she do that? He wondered.

But he didn't think about it too long. Without warning, Sasuke suddenly jumped out of the sky (or so it seemed), landing right in front of him. Startled, Naruto shrieked and jumped backwards five feet, and flew through the window of a nearby boutique.

Sasuke laughed at the sight of Naruto sprawled on the floor of the boutique, glass and several pairs of lacy undergarments on the floor around him. The manager stood nearby, yelling at him in French.

Sasuke extended his hand to Naruto. "Need help?"

"I wish there were words to describe my contempt for you," Naruto growled as he snatched a purple thong off his head.

"So do I," Sasuke replied. He grabbed Naruto's arm and pulled him up. Naruto brushed his hand away.

"Can't you say 'thank you'?"

Naruto rolled his eyes and turned to Sasuke. "Thank you…"

Sasuke grinned.

"For being a PAIN IN THE BUTT!"

Sasuke feigned sadness. "Now, that's not nice," he said.

"Well, I'm not nice," Naruto mumbled.

Sasuke laughed. "Alright, I apologize. How 'bout I take you to lunch?"

Naruto stopped walking. "…Lunch?"

"Yeah, lunch. I'll buy you all the ramen you can--"

Naruto was at Ichiraku's ordering pork ramen before Sasuke could even finish his sentence.

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This story…SHALL CONTINUE! BWA-HA-HA-HAAAA!

CHAPTAH TWO…OR THREE…wait, what chapter is this…?

Oh.

CHAPTAH TWO IS ON ITS WAY! *Batman theme plays loudly in the background…*