Somewhere deep in the forest

"Thanks, Audin," The pikachu sporting a hat said. She lived in a cottage with an audino who would keep her safe, and love her to the end and back. The audino took out the steamy, delicious pie from the oven, placing it in front of the hungry pikachu.

"Don't think too much of it, just eat, I have to fatten you up, you're getting skinnier! Don't worry, I'm making another," Audin said. I think she's gonna kill me with the excessive pies, though, Pikachu thought. "Don't you think 5 pies is enough for one day???" Pikachu asked with a smile, trying to be polite. "Aha! Well... I do... love my pikachus chubby... Aha..." Audin said, with sweat going down her face, as she stared at Pikachu.

"Haha! I don't... think i understand!" Pikachu said. "Oh, how do i say this... I..." Audin began, getting uncomfortably close to Pikachu, her blush growing deeper, "I... can only give you bits of all the love I... have..." Audin's blush grew deeper, as she began sweating harder. Her eyes had hearts in them. She just stared a Pikachu's face that had blue and beige crumbs on it. Pikachu became uneasy. "Only bits... until... I do some weird stuff... or people see as weird..."

Now their mouths were almost

touching, and Pikachu could feel was her breathing, and her fresh breath, as Audin slowly pulled Pikachu into a passionate kiss. Audin was squeezing Pikachu's arms, as she held Pikachu still, fighting tongues with her. When Audin let go, Pikachu could only look at Audin with big eyes, and a red face, and Audin just looked sad, tears rolling down her face.

"Just," Audin said, "Just... forgot I said anything... eat your pie, it's getting cold, and I made it just for you- no... no... no... just eat... you will always be like a daughter to me, like you been for so many years... forget about what just happened, please... please... forget... and never tell!!!" Audin was on the brink of losing it, but she stopped herself, wiping the tears and snot from her face.

"You are a good teen out of this corrupt generation... good girls eat pie... and they don't stop eating..." Audin paced over to the counter, and kept rolling dough, the tears on her face had now dried. "H-Hey..." Pikachu began, still flustered, "I have to stop by the market, so, if you want to come along..." Pikachu finished

"Well, I do need to buy more blueberries for more pie..." Audin said. "Great, then it's a plan," Pikachu said, closing off the chapter

Wait! Before you go! It's character interview time! Where I interview the characters of this fanfic! It's great to get to know them more, anyway!

Today I'm interviewing Audin. Say hi.

Audin: Hello!

Now, let's get to the questions, okay? What do you put in those blueberry pies? I tried a slice and I've never felt that way!

Audin: Blueberries, dough, and uncontrolled amounts of love!

Ah, so that's what love feels like. Next question: How was that kiss? Some passionate stuff going on. How'd it feel?

Audin: Oh my, you saw that? I didn't think anyone would. I suppose it was nice, and felt... warm...

Next question: Have you ever used hot sauce as a lubricant? It's fuckin' wild, man.

Audin: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT-

Next question! Chop-chop! Now, this one's a sensitive one...

Audin: Okay?

Are you a pedophile?

Audin: I... huh?! A pedophile?!

Yeah, I mean, you made out with your adopted daughter, who's 14, by the way, and you very clearly would've liked to go further. Are. You. A pedophile?

Audin: Ah! No! Lord no! It was only her, I swear!

Ok, ok. Why do you like Pikachu so much?

Audin: I suppose it's because of our bond... I've raised her, watched her grow, and now that she's a teenager, she's... so beautiful, and the curves on a pikachu have never been so defined... She's also no nice to me... I love her... so much...

How nice! And last question! Woild you consider stuffing large amounts of your pie up Pikachu's ass next chapter or two?

Audin: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!

And that's it for today, folks, say goodbye, Audin.

Audin: OMG, PIE DOESN'T GO THROUGH THAT WHOLE, LET ALONE HOT SAUCE?!?! YOU'RE INSANE!!!

Alright, and I'll see all you beautiful sons of bitches next chapter.