Because ffs I'm angry and to prove a point.
CHANGED SOME NAMES (because I'd be so dead if I did this to Quinn so like.)
Partial parody of "OH MISTER DARCY a fanfiction" because why not. And it's roll reversal because lmao since when would Ash neko? (Blah blah Fujoshi speak I'm sorry children!)
Le enjou.
"Oh Mister Redfern: a fanfiction" it shall be called.
"MORGEAD," Ash exclaimed, running into the room, "I AM HOME, AND MY DRESS MYSTERIOUSLY... OPENED?"
"OH MISTER REDFERN," Morgead said, standing up, "HOW FABULOUS."
"LET'S... do it," Ash said, grabbing Morgead.
"No," Morgead whispered melodramatically, flicking his majestic hair out of his beautiful bishounen face, "for we have... others."
"QUIET, MY DEAR. I DON'T ACTUALLY GIVE A DAMN." Ash screamed, not seeming to actually give a damn, "NOW," he shouted, turning his head, and now he's dressed like a prince, "WHERE... was I?"
"OH SCREW IT LET'S."
"AND I'LL LEAVE MY PEACH COLOURED NECK SCARF ON."
And THEN WITHIN A TWENTY MILE RADIUS;
Fangirl's screaming: "Not Ash! Never Ash!"
Gay Men turning... straight! ("Oh miste- Ew god no.")
Straight men turning... Gay! ("OH MISTER REDFERN."
And it was awesome.
Ohgodwhy.
Trolol I am aware this is.. so... so god so short but meh IT HAD TO BE DONE.
Adelay von Friedhof, raising gay awareness since 2010.