Once upon a time there was a young man called Voldie and he was a sexy beast! Yummy yummy. Then he met Neville! He was also yummy.
Then they met and it was a moonlit night on top of the astronomy tower and had steamy sex. They screamed a lot and there was lots of sweat. Then they told each other that they loved each other and went to sleep
And then Harry and Draco walked in because they wanted some sexy time but screamed like little girls and ran away when they saw Neville and Voldie.