A.N. I watched Clue seven times and came up with this it's probably crap right now...sorry it's short but tell me what you think give me your ideas! thankies

CAST:

Mr.Green- Riff Raff

Col. Mustard-Brad Majors

Prof. Plum- Dr. Scott

Ms. Peacock-Colombia

Ms. White- Magenta

Ms. Scarlet- Janet Weiss

Cook- Eddie

Yvette- Rocky Horror

Wadsworth- Dr. Frank N Furter

The sky was dark and stormy the clouds tremelous with the coming storm. An electric blue F-150 with neon green lighting bolts on the side could be seen driving up the muddy slope to the eerie mansion. It stopped at the gates and a gloved hand reached out to the switch box and turned the key the gates responding by swinging open. Parking at the farther side of the house the driver stepped out. His curly black hair blew back in the forceful wind. He drew a satin cloak about himself and strode up to the stairs checking his illustrious makeup in a pocket mirror.

A loud uproar startled him as the once sleeping pitbulls awoke in snarls. He grimaced and dug out two chew toys and tossed them away from himself. The dogs ran after them with glee and soon loud squeaking could be heard. Straighteing his cloak and running a long and painted nail across his brow he entered the house. Boisterous music could be heard from the HALL as the man shrugged his cloak off and hung it up in the closet. His black sequined corset shimmered in the light from the chandelier and he pulled his gloves back up to his elbows. The loud click of his pumps on the wooden floor caused an echo. He entered the LIBRARY where the loud music was coming from.

"Yvette" he said scornfully the maid turned around his blonde bowl cut making him look very childish. He grinned stupidly holding a broken champagne flute and a rag. Rolling his painted eyes he walked over to the record player recognizing the song "I can make you a Ma--hahahaan..." he delicatly lifted the arm and the song broke off. He waltzed out mouthing the words as he went. "Make sure everything is erady" he muttered over his shoulder knowing that Yvette probably wouldn't even know what he was talking about. The doorbell chimed drawing his attentions. He opened the door with a broad smile. "Hello sir you are expected!"

"Is this--""Yes...you are Colonel Mustard are you not?" "No that's not my name my name is Col--" "You will be using an alias". Colonel Mustard handed his coat to the man eyeing him suspiciously "And you are?" "Wadsworth sir, the butler". Colonel Mustard nodded slowly grazing his figure with his eyes a smile small at the corner of his lips. "This way sir" gestured Wadsworth and the Colonel followed. Wadsworth led him into the LIBRARY with Yvette who handed him part of the broken flute and made a strange 'ugh' like noise which the Colonel took to mean hello. Wadsworth frowned at Yvette who looked stricken and picked up the champagne bottle carefully and shakily filled the glass. Wadsworth nodded happily and gave Yvette a pat on the shoulder, which turned into more of a pet as Wadsworth began to stroke Yvette's muscles.

Drawn from his reverie by another ring of the doorbell Wadsworth started gave a nodding bow to Colonel mustard and left closing the door. "Excuse me Wadsworth but---" he was cut off in suprise as the door he expected was in fact shelves of books most of which were of a scientific genre. As Wadsworth opened the door it revealed an overly pale red head in a black veil and short black dress. "Ah you must be Ms. White" he said with a smile she nodded holding up a letter "Yes that is what it said..." her voice was deep and her thickly made up eyes accentuated her deep frown. "I certanitly don't know why" she scoffed as he took from her a red purple coat which was perfectly Magenta in color. "I mean it's my least favorite color..." she grimaced and he returned to her side and led her to the LIBRARY. "Ms. White this is Colonel Mustard and Yvette" his smile quickly fell though as noticed the glare Ms. White and Yvette shared. "I see you know each other?" he asked puzzled as White stalked away and murmured a 'hello' to Mustard.