From the writers who brought you Obsessed with STUFF comes a new story called: Obsessed with STUFF 2!!!!!!!! I really LOVE this show and decided that, hey, I could involve Emmett in this!!!! Please review!

You recognize it, we probably don't own it...

RPOV

My husband was a total moron. Why? Because he was obsessed with something so stupid and pointless that I just wanted to rip him apart. Honestly, the only thing that he should be obsessed about is MWA!!!! I just hope that he won't take this OBSESSION too far like he did with OTHER things.

EMPOV

I was obsessed, Heheheheheheheheheheh, with what? Only the coolest show in the world. Rose hates it because she says that I don't pay attention to her anymore. But still, I can't help myself when the show comes on.

FlAsHbAcK

Rose bought a new sexy top I mean it was AWESOME.

"Hey, baby bear. What you doing?"

"Only watching… WHALE WARS!!!!!!!!" I jumped from the bed and turned the TV on. It was THERE!!!! The WHALES!!!!!! THE SHIP!!!!!!! THE WATER!!!!!!! I loved the show. But Rose didn't.

She started throwing daggers at me.

"EMMETT!!!!! IF YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH THIS DAMN SHOW, THEN GO WATCH IT IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!!"

"But Rose, I'm comfortable here. And, and, and…"

"I don't give a SHIT about how comfortable you are. I HATE this show!" She yelled at me. I've been really pissing her off lately. I wonder why................................ Nope, I don't know why.

Then she decided to be a Meany Head and kicked me out of OUR room. What part of OUR did she not understand?

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Wow, I've never seen her this mad before… Oooooooh, WHALE WARS!!!!!!!

EDPOV

Emmett had officially become a freak. Not only did he memorize every episode of Whale Wars, but he also bought stuff online. And that STUFF was very big.

FlAsHbAcK

I heard sounds of a car pulling up in the drive way. I figures it was Emmett since he had been gone for over 5 days. But when I heard why he was gone for 5 days, I lost it.

"EMMETT!! What is the meaning of this?" Esme yelled as she ran outside.

Who would have thought that the local jackass had bought a boat. Not just any boat, but the Steve Irwin.

"They said it was for sale so I rented a navy ship to get it."

"Hey, Moron!!!! This one is the real thing, it is NOT for sale!" Rose screamed at him.

By this time, everybody was outside.

"How do you know?"

"Maybe because the whole crew is onboard!!!" I yelled as I pointed to people who were coming out of the ship.

"Well, they said that the crew members were included."

"No, Emmett. That phrase does not work here either. It said that the crew's autographs were included and that the boat would be delivered. "Jasper answered.

"Ohhhhh…" he got back in the car and backed up out of the drive way.

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Yep, that's what I'm talking about.

To Be Continued....