David Hodges Most Embarrassing Moment
Disclaimer: I do not own CSI
I am going to rate this as M due to the subject matter later in the story as it may become a little smutty. But right now I think it will be ok as a "T" rating as there is no smut and nudity is only discussed and nothing is described.
A/N: This is the background/synopsis of this story. In 2009 – David Hodges, I am guessing is about 42 and Wendy Simms is about 37. I'm going to backtrack a moment and place the initial scene in 1990, making David 23 and Wendy 18. It is the summer before Wendy begins college and before David begins his graduate studies. I'm going to place the two of them UCLA for the purpose of this story. David is in need of some money to pay his rent for the following year. He sees an advertisement on UCLA's bulletin board…..
Prologue - 1990
David Hodges wandered around the campus of UCLA – trying to figure out where his classrooms were. He was taking some post-grad courses and wanted to make sure he knew where he was going on his first day. He was also in need of a part-time job. His landlord told him that his rent was rising and that if he couldn't pay an additional $50 a month then his lease would not be renewed.
He sighed as he passed by the bulletin board, but something caught his eye. Model wanted. Granted David knew he was not exactly the most attractive guy, he certainly had his share of women admirers. He jotted down the number and the location for the job. The contact name was Starla. That name sounded vaguely familiar to him as the name of the hooker he approached a few years back – just shy of his 18th birthday. David shuddered at the horrible embarrassment he went through when Starla turned out to be a cop, and then having to call his mom to come pick him up at the police station. Not something he wanted to relive.
He shook off that memory. There was no way to link the two women. It was just a coincidence. He arrived at the location and shyly approached the dowdy looking girl at the table.
"I'm David Hodges, I'm here to inquire about the modeling job."
The dowdy looking girl got him to sign a few forms before sending him in.
"Why do I have to sign the forms first?" he inquired but signed anyway.
"That's the way it's done honey." She said in a bored voice.
David thought nothing of it , after all the room they were in was decorated in various pictures of models, all in designer clothes. David figured that he'd be modeling a new clothing line.
How wrong he was ….
"What's your name?" the gorgeous blond asked.
"D-David Hodges" he replied.
The woman raised an eyebrow. "Didn't you solicit me a few years back?" she asked.
David blushed to answer her question. She chuckled. "Don't worry hon, it'll just be between us"
"Show me what you've got" she added after he just stood there in a trance.
"What?"
"Show me what you've got"
"This is a modeling job isn't it?"
"Walk over there and back" she told him smiling.
As she did so her eyes were on his bum.
"You've got the job David. Sign here" she said.
He still didn't know EXACTLY what the job was.
A little naïve but in need of the $2000 this gig was paying he signed the paper.
"Come back at 6:30. You will be posing for an art class." She said.
He nodded and left and at 6:30 returned for his job.
"I'm back Starla." He said.
"You can change in that room" she told him as she looked at her clip board.
"Where are the items I'm modeling?" he asked.
"Honey, this is a nude modeling class." She said and pointed out the wording on the contract he signed.
David Hodges blushed again. "What?"
"This from the man who prepositioned a cop – I remember what you said when you prepositioned me."
"Oh God!" he said and wished now that he had read the contract.
MEANWHILE……
Wendy Simms, age 18 (in October) was excited about her new life. About to start her freshman year at UCLA, she decided to take an art class just to pass the time. She had no clue that it was a nude art class but she and her friends were bored and decided that taking an art class would be a great way to pass the time until classes started. Wendy was just glad to be out of her parents house and into the dorms, living with her best friend Jasmine.
By 6:45 the class had all filed in and were ready to begin.
"Greetings students, my name is Starla and for the next six weeks, I am going to be your teacher for this Art class. Tonight, we have a model for you – an old friend of mine who has graciously agreed to pose for you. Reminder class that tonight is the sketching of the nude male. So anyone who is squeamish about nudity, leave now. A few men squirmed but no one left.
"David you can come out now." Starla said.
David left the change room wearing a robe, his face the colour of a strawberry as he sat on the stool, his robe tightly around his body.
"Ok David, you can drop it now." She said.
Embarrassed and wanting to die, he did so. There were audible gasps from the audience, which caused David even more embarrassment. At the end of the session he made a be-line for the change room and then without another word, left the building.
Starla smiled as she finished his portrait from memory.
A/N: I am loosely basing this beginning on an episode of Three's Company where Jack poses nude for a gorgeous art teacher he had a crush on. What happens years later at the LVPD crime lab when Hodges' nude posing is discovered.