A/N: Guess who's back? Back again? Fear the crack…here it begins. XD

w00t! (makes peace sign) Back already! Took the day off yesterday from updating to take some time to read some fan fiction and to start drabbling! I have the entire list for series two wrote out. n.n

Ed: (twitching) Fear the crack…

Roy Uh, Ed? Are you okay?

Ed: (still twitching) Fear the crack… (Spazzes while clinging to Roy) FEAR IT! (Does a Foamy the Squirrel laugh)

Roy o.0

Okay…well… (Coughs) Let's get this drabble started, shall we? Ed/Envy!

Roy (bug eyes)

Envy: w00t! I get to play with my chibi-san!

Uh…don't even say another word, Envy. (twitches)

Disclaimer: You know the drill…insert witty comment here.
Love To See You Cry

'Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.'

A vein began to pulse in Edward's temple as he looked up from the paperwork he was trying to complete. He gritted his teeth as he glared across the dimly lit bedroom to the culprit of the annoying sound.

'Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.'

"Stop that."

The figure looked up from the bed and continued to make the noise. He was doing it quite well, especially when all they were doing was grinding leaves with their fingers leaving a mess on the floor for Edward.

"Why?"

Another twitch of the vein. Another glare. Another dagger. Another spot discovered to hide another body.

"Because it's annoying, and I'm trying to finish this before tomorrow."

"Why?"

'Snap.'

Ed glared at the broken pencil tip and released a barely audible sigh. "Because tomorrow I go back to Central and I have to turn this in to the Colonel."

"Oh."

'Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.'

"I THOUGHT I SAID TO STOP THAT!"

"Oops."

Ed shook his head, pulled another pencil out of the desk drawer, and continued with his work. He was almost done, so why did that certain person have to start acting like a major pain in the ass now? Wait, when did that royal pain in the ass get here? Moreover, how did he get into his room?

"I'm bored."

'Snap.'

'Damnit,' Ed grumbled mentally. Another pencil, another twitch, another soon-to-be victim.

"Are you almost done?"

Ed spun around in his chair and shot the traditional daggers of doom at the annoyance. Too bad, it didn't actually inflict pain. Boy, it would've been lovely to see him cringing and writhing on the floor in pain…but then again…

"I would be done if you would stop annoying me for five goddamn minutes," the alchemist began, "but everytime I get closer to finishing, you make another crunch, another comment, and it's bugging the hell out of me. So can you just stop making any noise whatsoever for five minutes? That's all I need."

The figure shrugged and laid back on the pillow. "Sure, I guess."

Edward turned in his chair once more and grabbed another writing utensil from the drawer. It wasn't a pencil, but the tip wouldn't break as easily. Thank the lord for pens.

He was down to the last word when he heard a loud crack. Then a bang. He turned his head and gaped at the newly formed hole beside his bed.

'Snap.'

The pen in the alchemist's hands snapped in half, gushing ink all over his face. Although it was blue, it didn't really clash with his uniform. But blue was definitely not his color.

Envy grinned as he waved back. "Heehee…sorry about the wall…"

"Envy, why do like to bug me when I am at my busiest of moments?" Ed slammed his face down onto the desk, careful to try to avoid getting a nice blue face print on the files.

Envy strolled over and patted him on the back. "Because I love to see you cry. See you next time,my chibi-san."With that, he leaped out the window before Ed could pummel him.

A/N: Poor Edo-kun. XP

Ed: …I hate you.

Envy: I love you too. n.n

-Mint Pizza Queen