This isn't by me. I'm hosting this for a good friend. She wishes to note that this was written on a sugar high at 3 am.

Oh it was just one of those day's you know the one's the kind where you just want to sit there. No moving; in fact moving is bad. Duo had thought the exact thing when he sprawled on the porch of the last safe house. This one in the MIDDLE of nowhere, in fact, for he knew Nowhere was this places name. Anyway, you know it was one of those days. The sun was shining the birds was singing and the moon was out. Duo did a double take. He blinked, and then blinked again, hell he blinked 15 times for good measure. Duo shook his head and looked again. Yep still a moon and a sun.. "Hey Duo!" said a very familiar voice but in a VERY unfamiliar way. Duo turned around quickly to find Heero, yes, spandex boy himself, standing a foot away from him. That wasn't the weird part, oh no, not even half of it. All of them are used to Heero popping up without a sign or warning but at least THIS time there was no gun... It was worse. much.

You see what they where not used to was Heero appearing behind them in a really frilly PINK dress holding a pan of brownies. Duo stepped back immediately in fear for his life. "Heh, Um Heero. what are you doing." He glanced around panicky. "What's the deal Heero.?"

Heero Smiled in a very weird way and duo reflexively looked for the snipers. "Why Duo, whatever do you mean?"

'Oh God help me' Duo prayed as he relized that not only was Heero in a dress, has cooked, but he was talking with a sappy southern drawl like you see in the old westerns. Heero smiled and held out the brownies as a pair of pink elephants tangoed in the background. Duo blinked a few more times and rubbed his eyes. 'I am not seeing this I am not seeing this. I can't be seeing this.' He started laughing only a LITTLE psychotically. "I'm crazy. I have lost it, haven't I?" Duo then proceeded into a full- fledged cackle as Treize walked in and calmly took a brownie and then pranced off the porch in his oh so lovely pink tutu.