-FACTS (CLASSIFIED: PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL)-

Everyone knows who Edward Cullen is. He's the most popular kid in Forks' High School and naturally, this means that he is the ruler and the king of the school. He's the student EVERYONE wants to be. Did I also mention that he's rich, handsome, muscular and HOT. Well, there's more of him you should know. He's also these:

Loving.

Caring.

Generous.

Yes, he all of these above. You are about to say 'wow' am I right? Can I blame you? Doesn't he sound perfect to you? Well, yes. He. Is. Perfect. But you also have the rights to know the reasons why.

He is loving.

When he's having sex.

He is caring.

Towards woman with big boobs.

He is generous.

Generous enough to share his cock with all the female species on the whole entire planet.

He's arrogant, brainless (as his teachers said so in their remarks), a spoilt brat, troublemaker, player and a prick.

Yes, that's Edward Cullen. The student everyone wants to be and the teachers' worst nightmare.

XOXO

Gossip girl

You know you love me.