Sonic's Realization
It was a normal day in Mobius. Eggman was up to his no good tricks again. Sonic and Tails were there as well to kick his butt. "Well well well! here to stop my evil scheme?" Eggman said. "Well... Yeah..." Tails replied. Eggman stared at Tails which made him extremely uncomfortable. "Well now. If you're so confident you can defeat me, then you should have no problem taking down my new and improved Metal Sonic!" Eggman told them. Just then, Metal Sonic came hovering down to the ground and landed next to Eggman. "Wow... A metallic version of me... How original..." Sonic said in a sarcastic tone. After some intense battling, Sonic and Tails were victorious. Eggman was in shock. He thought that this time, he's get them for sure. So Eggman retreated to his base in Metropolis. "I'll be back at my lab if you need anything. bye, Sonic!" Tails said to him. Sonic decided he's go to a chili dog stand to get a chili dog. "Hello! Hello hello!" the stand runner said to Sonic. He sounded like Phone Guy! "One chili dog please!" Sonic said to him. "Okiedokie! Coming right up, good sir!" said the stand runner as he prepared the chili dog with five star performance. "Thanks!" Sonic said to the stand runner. He then zipped off to enjoy some of the scenery Mobius has to offer. Three hours passed, and nothing interesting came. Sonic was bored out of his mind. He had nothing to do. Tails was probably off making the invention of the century, so he didn't want to interupt him. Suddenly, Sonic got a call from Tails saying that Eggman was invading Hill Top Zone! Sonic went rushing over to Hill Top Zone and Tails followed him in the Tornado. "Stop what you're doing, Eggman!" yelled Tails. "Watch what you say to me, you freak of nature!" he said back to Tails. "Hey! Watch your mouth, Egghead!" Sonic replied. "What are you gonna do about it, you two pupiled cyclopes!?" he asked Sonic. Sonic got really ticked. "I'll show ya what I'm gonna do, Baldy McNosehair!" "Mister Needlemouse!" Eggman yelled back at him. "Fatty Lubotnik!" Sonic yelled. Eggman gasped. "Well... Uh... It's not like you don't have weight issues!" Sonic looked down at his belly. "OH MY GOSH! I'M FAT!" He then took off.
Moral: DON'T CALL PEOPLE FAT WHEN YOU'RE FAT, HYPOCRITE!