Hello world~~
Now, I know I have a LOT of things to be updating, but I watched Scott Pilgrim versus the World yesterday (For the 5th time ^^;;) and I had this idea! I've had it for awhile, but I actually typed up a character sheet this time and the plot bunnies took over my mind and told me to write this!
If you haven't watched the movie, the scenes are on youtube~~
I'll be giving information as needed, since most of the characters are OC's (there are some actual characters as well~~) on who is who.
If the text is in bold, like this, then it is notes on certain things going on, like in the actual movie.
Example
"You're so incorrigible.
"I don't know the meaning of the word." He replied, smirking. He really doesn't.
See~? ^^
Now, I will warn you, that this is going to be weird as hell with certain aspects ^^;;
FRENCH GUIANA IS MALE IN THIS STORY! SHE'S GENDERBENT!
Now enjoy~~
Not so long ago….
In the faraway land of Toronto, Canada…
…Alejandro Moreno was dating a highschooler…
"Alejandro Moreno is dating a highschooler?" a redheaded woman with green eyes asked in disbelief yet with a deadpan tone.
There were 4 people in the small kitchen. The redhead was sitting at the table, drumsticks in hand while a blonde male with blue eyes was in the corner of the room, with his arms crossed. Another male who looked younger than the rest by a couple of years was also sitting at the table, a DS console in his hand. He had spiky black hair and brown eyes .
Finally, a male was leaning against the counter of the kitchen, and he had black hair in a mop and amber eyes that showed a look of arrogance.
The blond perked up at the redhead's comment, looking at the black haired man leaning on the table. "Really? Is she hot?"
The redhead ignored the blond, looking at the black haired man. "How old are you now, Alejandro? Like 28"
The black haired man, now identified as Alejandro-
Name: Alejandro Moreno
Age: 22
Place of birth: Venezuela
Rating: Grandiosismo
-replied "I'm not playing your little games, Kath."
"Then you've been out of high school for like, 13 years" the redhead, now identified as Kath shot back.
"I'm twenty- two, twenty two!" Alejandro shot back at Kath.
"And you're dating a highschool girl? Not bad, not bad" the blonde said, interrupting the feud between Kath and Alejandro, and also nodding his head in approval.
The other black haired boy, the one at the table, paused his DS and looked at Alejandro. "So did you guys like, "do it" yet?" he asked.
Alejandro shifted his position of the counter, having his elbow lean more on the counter. "We have done many things. We ride the bus, we have meaningful conversations about how music class went and about her friends and… um… drama" he replied , shrugging.
The blond shook his head. "Si, okay then. Have you even KISSED her?"
Alejandro, smiled sheepishly. "We almost held hands once, but then she got embarrassed."
"Well, aren't you pleased as punch" Kath said, still as deadpan as ever.
The blond and Alejandro ignored the comment. "So, what's her name?" the blond asked.
"Ana Ortega" Alejandro said, grinning a bit. "She's Panamanian" he added as an afterthought.
The other black haired boy looked up excitedly at Alejandro. "impresionante! So, how'd you meet her?"
Alejandro smirked, as if waiting for someone to ask that question. "I believe I mentioned the bus?"
He then prepared to tell an awesome story…
On the bus, a girl about 17 years old with straight black hair who looked innocent with a catholic schoolgirl's uniform, was sitting to who looked like an older version of her (her mother) who looked very demanding.
"Va busca un novio!" she exclaimed, looking exasperated.
"Mama!" the girl exclaimed in embarrassment, and slight annoyance. She moved, which caused the books in her bad to fall out, scattering everywhere.
On the opposite seat, Alejandro stood up and started helping the girl pick up her books, smiling.
"hola…" he said, winking at her.
Everyone stared at Alejandro with a look of disbelief and slight disappointment as he ended the story.
"Is that seriously the end of the story?" Kath asked, her look of disbelief immediately turning into scorn.
"Si. It is." Alejandro replied, unfazed by Kath's look.
The other boy at the table shrugged and unpaused his DS, going back to whatever game he was playing.
"So when do we get to meet her?" the blond asked.
"Oh PLEASE let it be soon" Kath said, a huge dose of sarcasm in her voice.
Suddenly, the doorbell rang. Alejandro grinned.
"That's for me!" he said, running to the door, and opened it, revealing the girl on the bus-
Name: Ana Ortega
Place of birth: Panama
Age: 17
-At the door. She looked very excited.
"hey." Alejandro greeted, and closed the door behind him, going face to face with Ana.
"You promise to be good?" he asked.
"Of course I'll be good!" Ana replied cheerily.
"No, really. Please be good" Alejandro said seriously.
"A-am I normally not?" Ana asked, worry etched on her face.
The door was then opened by the blond, and Alejandro walked up to him, standing next to him, facing Ana again.
"Ana, this is Martin Perez. He's the talent."
Name: Martin Perez.
Place of birth: Argentina
THE TALENT
Age: 22
Martin said a quick "hey" to Ana before promptly closing the door in her face, suddenly turning to Alejandro.
"Is she gonna geek out on us?" he asked seriously.
"She'll just sit in the corner" Alejandro replied.
"I mean, I want her to geek out on us" Martin answered again, clarifying his last mistake.
Alejandro realized this. "She'll geek. She geeks. She has the capacity to geek." He said quickly.
Martin nodded and opened the door again for Ana, waving her in. "you're good" he says, leaving Ana even more confused.
Martin walked to the practice room, with Ana and Alejandro following.
Ana looked with amazement at the place, looking at the amp, microphones, and instruments.
"Wow…." She said in amazement.
Alejandro smiled, standing next to Ana. "Ana, that's Kath" he said, pointing to Kath, who was already in position for practice, "let me get your coat." He takes Ana's coat off for her and promptly throws it to the floor, going into position as well.
Ana smiled at Kath an waved. "Hola! Sorry, what was your name?" she asked sheepishly.
"Kath" the redhead replied in a deapan.
"and you play the drums?" Ana asked excitedly.
Kath was seated right behind a drum set.
"…yeah" Kath said with the same deadpan, probably wondering why she was surrounded by dumbasses.
Name: Kathleen "Kath" O'Reilly
Place of birth: Ireland
DRUMMER
Age: 23
"This is so awesome!" Ana said excitedly, jumping up and down
"Ana, that's Joven Micos" Alejandro said, pointing to the other black haired boy, who had now moved to the couch."
Ana sat down next to him. "And what do you play?"
Joven Micos had a thoughtful look on his face. "uh… wow… let's see… Legend of Zelda, Tetris.. that's kind of a big question."
Name: Micos "Joven Micos" Johnson
Age: 20
LIVES HERE
Joven Micos looked at the blank look on Ana's face. "Oh! I don't play an instrument. I just live here."
The amps start up, and the microphones have turned on, making Ana set her focus on the band.
"Okay, let's start with Launchpad McQuack" Alejandro said into the mike.
"That's not the actual title of the song" Martin tried to intervene, only to be interrupted by Kath.
"WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! ONE TWO THRE FOUR!"
The three on the pad suddenly started playing, completely rocking out to the song .
After the song was done, Ana had a look of complete shock and awe.
"You guys… are so…. Amazing…" she said, still in awe.
After that, Alejandro escorted Ana to the bus, who was completely fangirling over the band.
After he escorted her, he went back to the practice room, where all of the band members (and joven Micos) had something to say to him.
"She seems nice" Martin said, nodding in approval.
"yeah…" Alejandro said, a bit dazed.
"She seems impresionante!" Joven Micos said happily.
"yeah…" Alejandro said again.
"Alejandro, if you're life had a face I would punch it" Kath said, still with her signature deadpan.
"Yeah… wait, what?"
"I mean, are you really happy, or are you really evil?" Kim said again.
"You mean do I have ulterior motives?" Alejandro asked. "I'm offended Kath."
"wounded even?"
"Hurt, Kath" Alejandro said again.
"You? Hurt?" Kath asked, a look of disbelief on her face.
Alejandro took a deep breath in annoyance, turning to joven Micos again. "So you were say she was impresionante?"
"Yeah! She seems impresionante!" Joven Micos said again.
"yeah…"
A few minutes later, Alejandro said goodbye to the band (and Joven Micos) and walked to his apartment, which he shared with his roommate.
He opened the door and hung his coat on the coat hanger, turning to his roommate.
"Before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes, I'm dating a 17 year old." He said.
His roommate closed the magazine he was reading and put it down. HE ran his fingers through his wavy blond hair and looked at Alejandro with his sapphire blue eyes.
Name: Pierre Bonnefoy
Place of birth: French Guiana
Age:25
Rating: 7.5-10
Funfact: HE'S GAY!
"ohonhon~, is he cute?" Pierre asked.
"ha ha ha" Alejandro said with a deadpan, obviously unamused at Pierre's antics.
"Does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?" Pierre asked again, a smile forming on his lips.
"Do you see another bed in here?" Alejandro asked.
FUNFACT: 95% of the stuff is Pierre's, including the futon XD
Pierre looked around, a lazy look in his face and he grinned. "Oh, oui. You're totally my bitch forever Alejandro."
Alejandro rolled his eyes at his gay roommate. "So about the 17 year old thing, don't tell too many people." He said seriously.
Pierre shrugged, getting out of the chair he was in. "hey, you know me."
"I mean, don't tell my sister" Alejandro said, just as seriously.
Pierre took out his cell phone and started texting something, walking to the bathroom. "You know me…"
Alejandro looked confused. "hey! What are you doing?"
The phone started to ring and Alejandro immediately answered it. "Hello?"
"Seventeen years old? Scandal!" the voice on the other line said. It was a girl who looked similar to Alejandro but a little bit younger and with brown eyes instead on amber.
Name: Maria Morena
Place of birth: Colombia
Age: 19
CYNICAL NUTCASE (aka younger sister)
"That's not true! Who told you?" Alejandro said defensively.
"Pierre. Duh" Maria said with a tone that meant "you dumbass"
"That gossipy bitch." Alejandro said, still in disbelief.
"You know me" a third voice said.
Alejandro turned his head to see Pierre on the second phone for the landline. Pierre was smirking.
"Pierre!" Alejandro exclaimed in annoyance.
Pierre smirked and clicked off the second phone, going somewhere else.
Alejandro sinked into the armchair, with the phone still in his hand.
"So who is this mystery child you date?" Maria asked, slightly not caring.
"Ana. Ana Ortega. She's from Panama" Alejandro replied.
"a seventeen year old Panamanian schoolgirl? You're ridiculous." Maria said, shaking her head.
"It's a catholic school too." Alejandro added.
"With the uniform and everything?" Maria asked.
"yep. The whole deal."
Maria suddenly had a look of horror. "Oh my God, you haven't-"
Alejandro immediately knew what she was thinking. "No! we haven't even held hands! I think she hugged me once."
Relief flooded onto Maria's face. "So.. why are you doing this?"
Alejandro sunk lower into the chair. "I don't know. It's just… nice, si? Simple."
Maria sighed. "it's been over a year since you got dumped by 'she who will not be named'. Is this you legitimately moving on, or being insane?"
Alejandro looked at some photo booth pictures of him and a black haired girl with dark skin and glasses. "Um.. can I get back to you on that?"
Aaand there we go!
Here's the listof the characters in this chapter and the rolethey play if you didn't understand yet.
Alejandro Moreno (Venezuela)- Scott Pilgrim (obviously)
Martin Perez (Argentina)- Stephen Stills (XD)
Kathleen "Kath" O'Reilly (Ireland)- Kim Pine (I needed a redhead *shrugs*)
"Joven Micos" Johnson(Belize ) - "Young Neil" (cause I felt like it :P
Pierre Bonnefoy (Male!French Guiana)- Wallace Wells (Who wouldn't want a gay roommate like him? XD)
Maria Callas (or in this case Moreno)(Colombia)- Stacey Pilgrim
Ana Ortega (Panama)- Knives Chau (I normally don't use her much, but I needed her for this)
Normally Colombia and Venezuela are the same age, but I made Colombia younger in this XD
Be warned, weirdness will be ahead. XD
So~ did I do good~? ^^ If asked, I'll bring out the whole list, but for now I'll just stick with what I got.
Review por favor~~