Hey guys! I thought I'd write just a small fanfic. about what it would be like if the guys actually texted each other. Although, I'm only using a couple characters, each will be texting each other at different times. I hope you enjoy this! I know I did ;) hehe!
Marik& Bakura
'Hello sexy ;)'
'Why the hell are you calling ME sexy?'
'Because you are'
'Right. What do you want?'
'I'd tell you what I want, then I'd have to kill you.'
'You can try. Doesn't mean you will.'
'Ugh! You're making this extremely hard!'
'Seriously, what the fuck do you want?'
'You to be here.'
'You are not seriously going to try to get me to sext are you?'
'No...'
'Bakura?'
'Alright, alright. Maybe I am.'
'...Why can't you call Ryou then?'
'He's busy! Besides, you're better at it.'
'How can I be better at something that I've NEVER DONE!'
'You're correct there.'
'I'm about to just turn my phone off.'
'Awww, don't do that! :('
'Oh, and why not?'
'Because...'
'Yes?'
'Because...'
':('
'You're beautiful.'
'I know. It's the muscles.'
'Yes... the delicious muscles ;)'
'Okay... this is just fucking weird.'
'Oh, you know you like it.'
'About as much as you like the Pharaoh.'
'I hate that fucking prick!'
'Exactly. Good chat. Goodbye.'
'No! Don't go!'
'And why shouldn't I?'
'Because I love you.'
'...?'
'What?'
'You don't love me.'
'Oh, but I do. Oh so very much.'
'Yeah... sure...'
'Maybe not the way most people do, but there's something there.'
'Yeah... and it's six inches and is hard as hell right now.'
'No, you're wrong! It's seven and a half.'
'God damn it! Bakura, I did not get my the new iPhone yesturday to be tormented by you and to know your fucking size!'
'Whatever. You know you like it.'
'...'
'So that's a yes.'
'Fuck no.'
'Fuck yes!'
'You better not be masturbating.'
'Pft! In your dreams.'
'...You are aren't you?'
'Yes...'
'Fuck! I'm done with this!'
*silence*
'Marik?'
*more silence*
'Fuck!'
Well, that's it! Hope you liked it! but I appologize if some find it... innapropriate, but I found that since it IS Bakura and Marik it just had to be. PLEASE REVIEW! There's more funny actions to be found! ;)