Title: We're Going To Need Coffee…
Request: "Prussia and Canada Interacting"
Author: perfectioninmypride

We're Going To Need Coffee…

"I don't get it."

"There, right there!"

Canada watched sleepily, eyebrow raised as Prussia stabbed a finger furiously at the North American map which he had opened up haphazardly on Canada's dining room table

"I'm sorry, but what are you talking about?"

Prussia blew a raspberry at the befuddled Canadian, once again gesturing towards the map.

"Just take a look Canadia!"

"I'm Canada." replied Canada with a sigh. "How did you get into my house?"

Prussia rolled his eyes.

"I broke in of course. Seriously, your security sucks compared to Austria's."

"I see. Please don't break in again. You could have just knocked on the front door."

Prussia stopped and looked at Canada blankly.

"You know?"

Blank.

"The big door right at the front of the house?"

Still blank.

"Where everyone else comes in? Still no?"

"You would have let me in?"

Canada nodded. Prussia tilted his head.

"Huh." he said absentmindedly, peering at Canada slightly confused, before returning to his attack on the defenseless map. "I'll keep that in mind. Besides, coming through the window was way more awesome."

Canada leant over the map. Prussia was pointing at the state of Ontario.

"See!"

"It's Ontario."

"Yeah, but what's in Ontario?"

"… All of the foreign embassies?"

"What? No, that is not at all what I meant. What else is in Ontario?"

"Toronto? Poutine? Tim Horton's? Beaver tails?"

"Still no… what the hell is that last one?"

"Well it's like this pastry made of fried dough that-"

"You know what? Never mind! Ugh… okay, let me spell it out for you. What is in Ontario, and also awesomely awesome?"

"Prussia, I know you think that's a hint, but it's really not."

"New Prussia!" exclaimed Prussia with an exuberant arm motion. "The village of New Prussia, Ontario!"

Canada stared at the overexcited nation.

"You broke into my house, at this time of night, to tell me that?"

"What do you mean, time of night? It's like 10 in the morning."

"In Berlin. It's 4am here!"

Prussia pulled out his cell phone and checked the time, before glancing at the clock on Canada's kitchen wall. He shrugged.

"Well, that explains why it's so dark."

"I'm sorry, but could you come back later? It's kind of late…"

"IT IS NEVER TOO LATE FOR AWESOME!"

Canada winced at the sudden up in volume. Prussia really was very loud, even to someone who had grown up with America. The fact that Prussia was now waving the map around in front of his face wasn't exactly helping convince him of the 'awesome' either.

"So… New Prussia?" Canada sighed, pulling out a chair and sitting down. He had this odd feeling that he wouldn't be going back to bed anytime soon. "How did you find out about New Prussia?"

"I was googling myself. Duh."

Pulling out another chair, Prussia sat down, stomach pressed up against the chair back, map and arms dangling over the top. He grinned lazily, the smile spreading slowly across his face.

"So tell me about this little part of myself in you."