Emily Osment lay down in her bed, thinking about what she had just done. She had just eaten Olivia Holt, who had eaten pretty much nearly every disney channel star. She turned on her TV and saw a show about how Lindsay Lohan was, yet again, getting arrested. She felt sad as Lindsay Lohan used to work for Disney and was so swee, and now shes become a drug addicted, drink driving, law breaking little shit. Just then, Emily's stomach growled loudly, telling her she was hungry. Emily had an idea: "What if i eat Lindsay Lohan wilst shes in prison - thereby ridding the world of her. Shouldn't be too hard, i mean Olivia did it, so why can't I" she thought. So she got dressed into a tight black shirt with a black jacket and hoodie, to appear more - intimidating. She zipped up the jacket and left the house.
Once at the prison centre, she had two options of entrance:
1) Enter through the front and eat any suspicious guards
2) Enter through the air duct which comes out right above Lohan's cell
She decided to go with option 2. She sneaked around back and found an opening. She climbed up the vent, squeezing her large stomach through the tight hole, but eventually fitting. As she climbed through the vent, her stomach growled loudly in anger as it echoed throughout the vent, awakening all the prisoners - scaring a few of them. She eventually got to Lohan's cell, and jumped out of the vent straight onto Lindsay. Emily picked up Lindsay before she had time to scream and shoved her into her mouth, as she slowly went down into Emily's stomach as it growled and roared for its meal. The other prisoners watched in shock as their inmate was eaten alive in 45 seconds flat. Emily rubbed her engorged stomach as it growled and gurgled and groaned from digesting the huge Lindsay Lohan. Emily then turned around and stared at the other prisoners with an evil look in her eye. "Anyone asks, You didn't see shit" she said, as her stomach gurgled as everyone nodded nervously, before she climbed back up through the vent
Emily managed to squeeze through the duct and finally got outside. She rubbed her swollen gurgling stomach as it digested its latest meal, and Emily thought to herself: "If i ate Lindsay Lohan, why shouldn't i clear the world of all the other shithead celebrities". And with that, Emily walked off, thinking about her next meal