Hello there! I have started a collab with my friend who goes under the name of Wolfmilk (go check her out, she's good). This story is basically just a humorous story that we're just making up as we go. Hope you guys enjoy it!

Love Leelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and Wolfmilk

This chapter was written by Wolfmilk (next chapter will be by me)

It was a warm summer's day. The morning sun's rays sparkled in the ocean's smooth waves and sea gulls called for their breakfast. Percy had left Camp-Half Blood because he had recently had a fight with Annabeth. He couldn't remember why, let alone why he was so mad at her, but Percy was reluctant to apologise. To get his mind off Annabeth, Percy had left Camp to seek comfort in the ocean.

Unknown to Percy, Grover had followed Percy, much like a stalker.

Now, Percy was surfboarding on the sea waves, overlooked by Grover. It hadn't taken long for Percy to realise that he was being stalked by his satyr – his godly instincts (AKA, ADHD) had told him.

Percy balanced on his surfboard and caught a big wave, expertly sliding on it. A rush of excitement coursed through him, as it had been a long time since he had had so much fun.

"Oooohhh, yeaahhh!" He yelled.

Of course, Grover was worrying his furry hide off that some monsters might smell Percy and attack. Agitated, he scraped his hoof back and forth in the golden sand, kicking it up everywhere. The sun was still rising and the beach wasn't occupied by any mortals yet.

"Peeercy!" He bleated, cupping his hands over his mouth, "Can we go back now?"

Percy had caught another wave and had used his godly powers to enlarge it into the size of a tidal wave. Grinning like mad, Percy looked back at Grover, who looked tiny back on the beach.

"No way, man! I'm just getting started!" Percy shouted back, trying to be heard over the sound of the crashing waves.

"But I don't want to stay here," Grover muttered, irritated. The satyr paced back and forth on the shore line, soaking his hoofs in the water and chewed on pieces of seaweed.

"I know! You can come and surf with me!" Percy yelled. He grabbed his surfboard started running on water back to Grover – something only the son of Poseidon could do.

"No, no, NO!" Grover bleated as he stumbled back trying to escape Percy's hyperactive ideas.

"C'mon G-man, it's easy," Percy assured him as he grabbed Grover's arm and pulled him back into the waves.

He snapped his fingers, conjuring up another surfboard for Grover and pushed the satyr onto it. Percy lifted his hands up, feeling the power of the ocean surge through him, and created a massive tidal wave.

"Oooh, this is going to be sooo fun!" He giggled hysterically.

"Dude, are you high?" Grover asked, worried, as he held onto his surfboard for dear life.

"Nuh-uh G-man!" Percy squealed, confirming Grover's hypothesis that he was indeed, high.

The demi-god pushed Grover and his surfboard into the tidal wave he made.

"Are you crazy? Mortals will see!" Grover bleated.

Percy ignored Grover's protests, too engrossed in what he was doing and he made the wave even higher. The water was swirling about and it splashed Grover, making him very soggy.

Grover groaned, "Oh my gods! Stop it, Perrcccy!"

The wave brought Grover and Percy up and for a moment, it looked as if they weren't going to die. But Poseidon must've gotten angry and then the wave flung the pair onto the beach. Percy sailed into the air and landed softly onto the beach, his wave dying down as he lost concentration.

However, the same couldn't be said for poor Grover as the satyr was thrown into the air and crashed head first onto the sand, similar to a meteor crash. A cloud of sand sailed into the air, making a cloud mushroom.

Once the sand had settled, Grover could be seen nowhere except for his furry hindquarters kicking up in the air since his top half was buried in the sand.

Percy helped Grover out of the sand but the excitement wasn't done yet.

Grover screamed as he pointed to the ocean. Poseidon himself had risen from the waves and was brandishing his trident about.

"WHO DARES TO DISTURB THE PEACE OF THE OCEAN?" The god bellowed.

Percy stood, shell-shocked at the sight of this father and Grover promptly fainted.

So did you guys enjoy this first chapter? Please review . You can comment on the story with suggestions on what will happen next and we may take into consideration some of your ideas.

Love Leelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and Wolfmilk