Arbuckle PlatiNum
By YareYareDazeFan72
They call him The Lasagna Warrior. The Orange Terror...His stand, only known as Odieferous Vengeance, was rumored to murder more innocents in one fell swoop than the infamous vampire DIO had done in his entire tyrannical reign. Yet nobody understood that the stand user couldn't understand nor control his stand. He then would proceed to cross desolate wastelands in order to redeem himself and wash himself of his sins. He was known only as Garfield. This is his story of his intertwined fate with the Joestar family.
"Man I m hugry I culd go for a laganga" uttered Garfield, not having eaten for over 4 days and on his last breath. "F only I cold find dat stupid mutt and et him, I need a good diner meal when I find a place- O w8 lok is that a city" he screamed as the skyline of Cairo gleamed over the horizon. Finally, the angel of mercy had finally blessed him with temporary reprise.
As Jotaro and his friends slammed down another round of milks at the local Cairo bar, they sighed and contemplated where their next adventure would take them. "I! DONT! KNOW! GRANDSON!" yelled Jonathan Joestar. "...Has anyone actually figured out why he screams like that? He's been with us for a good 4 and a half weeks and I still can't figure it out" Hol Horse says in audible confusion. "I've just learned to ignore the old man. He's such a bother. Feh" responded Jotaro. As they sat there idly, trying to gain some semblance of rest, Avdol seemed to be in an heated discussion with a large orange...creature.
"Prove to me that you're not just one of Dio's spies! You happened to just come up RIGHT here at this exact time, give me a reason for me to believe you!" Avdol spat in his face. "Wel, I guess f u don't believe mi, I will jus hav 2 beat the fuk out of u!" yelled Garfield.
"Magician's Red and I are waiting to see if you can back up these words you speak. Very well then." Avdol then brought forward his stand to prepare for battle.
"NO FUKIN WAY YOU HAV A STOOL 2?" Garfield said in utter shock. "i wish it ddn't have to cum 2 dis." Garfield's eyes suddenly showed deep regret and sorrow as he reluctantly invoked it. Suddenly, this immense yellow dog was aside Garf ield. "I have to warm u. I cam't control dis."
"It won't matter- This match will be over in seconds!" Avdol then sent the flames of Magician's Red straight for Garfield's torso. He was going to incinerate him from the inside out. But as soon as it got there, it was deflected by some mysterious force.
"W-WHAT? IT HAD NO EFFECT?" Avdol stood there in shock as the being spiraled headlong to his throat, intending to kill. It dug its teeth into his throat, slowly but surely ripping it apart.
"ORDIFERIOUS
IT'S TYME TO STOP HURTING DA BLACK GUY" yelled Garfield in desperation. He could see the blood loss happening, and at the rate it was going, it wasn't going to take long for his stand to kill everyone at the bar. His stand suddenly pulled back and receded into him.
"I...I need to control him better. I apologize-"Garfield said. "u will all want to get him help sun."