"To Lillie, this monstrosity is all your fault"
Moo goes my dog
Because he is bored
So he went adventuring
And then he found a watch, which had a name on the back "Jessica" it read
So he set out to find this "Jessica"
And one day, three years later , he did
And he really liked this female dog named Jessica
They didn't hang out or talk much
But he loved every second he could talk to her
Or just be relatively close to her
So one day
She never came to dinner that was planned
He read the newspaper the next day
She had been killed
Murdered
So he bought fancy gadgets and a catsuit
And became cat man
~ The end ~
What to do with a body, a short note from Lillie Nevins
"Step one, cut out all the kidenys and organs, they're good for eating"
"Step two, temporarily hide the body in a box"
"Step three, dig a hole as deep as you can before the police arrive"
"Step four, grab the box and seal it shut with duct tape, LOTS of duct tape"
"Step five- throw the body (Still in the box) into the hole, and bury neatly, hiding all traces"
"Step six-Clean the crime scene"
"Step seven-shower/bathe to rid on any liquids or scents from the victim of your massacure"
"Step eight-FREBREEZE EVERYTHING"
"This has been a -What to do with a body guide- From Lillie Nevins" ouo
"Pedorific" -Pearce/Piaasu; 2013
Now, stick around for the story of Lillie's life.
I tried typing with an iPod
So many errors
I was screaming "STUPID FAT FINGERSSSSSSS"
"ASHDJGFD"
And then died
~The End~
And for the life of Pearce;
We were gonna watch a movie
But then, Dexter came on Netflix
And I scurried away
SUUUPEEEER!
~Then they all died, The End~