Okay, this is meant to be funny. I'm totally not being serious. This is just for a amusement purposes only. I do not own Victorious. That is Dan S' job. Anyway:
Andre walked in the room, late as always. Sikowitz hasn't arrived yet but Andre was hoping he will soon. You see, Andre has a very big attraction for his bald teacher. Every time he talks about drama it just makes Andre go crazy. That day, Sikowitz didn't show up. Andre felt like an abused, lonely, sad, kitten. Andre decided to tell his teacher about the feelings he had for him. Andre rode his bike to Sikowitz's home and knocked on the door. Sikowitz opened the door. Damn, that man's mustache was cute. "Andre?" Sikowitz asked. "Um, hi Mr. Sikowitz" he stuttered. "Well, um….I LOVE YOU!' and with that, Andre leaned in for a kiss, but Mr. Sikowitz just puked all over him. Andre got so embarrassed, that he just puked too. Suddenly, everyone was puking. Even Gibby from iCarly was flying with wings overhead and puked on their heads. Mr. Sikowitz then explained. "I'm sorry Andre, I just don't feel that way about you. I think of you as a daughter. I have a deep love for Sinjin. I'm sorry" Andre got so upset, he broke out in song. "I AM BEAUTIFUL! NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY! WORDS CAN'T BRING ME DOWN!" then he ran away screaming.
THE END