You cannot arrest nor sue the mentally insane!
Therefore, I can rightly say I have full ownership of...
This imaginary pizza slice! Muahahaha!
Okay, actually it belongs to my older brother... ::sniff::
This fanfic is not meant to make any sense what so ever. I think I will give it several plots, though, to make it all the more confusing. I might even throw in a few guest appearances, of other anime characters and of real people. And yes! There will be Kikyo bashing!
Now, before we commence, I must say one thing. It has little if anything to do with this and the Inuyasha storyline. But it will make a questionable introduction.
I am in love with Vash the Stampede.
He is a total dork, and a real sweetheart.
On a further note, I also had a crush on Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo. Yeah, yeah, she's the same gender as I, sue me. She's just so cool.
I also am head over heels with Duo Maxwell. If you don't know who he is, you . . . have really got to watch Gundam Wing. Actually I had a thing for Quatre too ^.^;;
Why I am saying this, I do not know. I think it's a confessional . . .
Oh, and during my Dragon Ball Z phase, Piccolo and Vegeta. But come on, Vegeta is just so cool. And Piccolo is green, pink, and I think he has antennae. And therefore I adore Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho because he resembles Vegeta, and he's got that third eye thing going on. Even though I have never in my life seen a single episode of Yu Yu Hakusho, I only read about it in a cool crossover with Gundamn Wing. I want to read it now, it was so cool...
:::ahem::: anyway, I am hoping you skipped over all of that. My newest affection is way better than all of those people (except Ryoko and Vash). He is, the sexy, suave heart throb, Sesshoumaru!!!!
:::wild applause::: Hey, no fair, you never give me that enthusiasm . . . Uhhh . . . Come on out, you sexy demon you!!
Sesshoumaru: . . . .
:::Inuyasha has evil grin, and pushes Sesshoumaru out into the open:::
Sesshoumaru: I hate you.
Me: No you don't! You loooove me!
Sesshoumaru: No, I want to kill you.
Me, with eyes narrowed for a moment: You will eventually give in. You are my little victim, and will learn to become completely dependent upon my presence! Muahaha!
Sesshoumaru: :::shudder::: Please... someone help me...
Me.. no, Kotiya. I am sick of typing out "me"...
Kotiya: See? My evil plan is already in full effect! Now, my fluffy sex toy, the audience wishes to see you... in... PINK SEQUINS!!! Bwahaha!
Everyone: :::sweat drop::: "Wha-"
Sesshoumaru: 0_0!! You can't be serious! No! I... I won't let you! You sick twisted perverted girl--
*poof*
Sesshoumaru, in a form fitting pink-sequined outfit. He also managed to get bright yellow bows in his pig tails.
The pigtails were on accident, I swear. And the yellow bows were supposed to be in his tail.
Sesshoumaru: . . .
Everyone else: . . . . . .
Kotiya: Awww, look at you! You're all pink, and multifaceted...
Sesshoumaru: . . .
Kotiya: What's wrong, don't you LIKE your new look?
Sesshoumaru: I am going to kill you.
Sesshoumaru swipes with his claws the yellow bows and ribbons out of his hair, which then returns to normal.
Inuyasha, meanwhile, has been about ready to explode because he is too shocked to let out his laughter. Well, not anymore...
Inuyasha: Bwahahahahaha! Sesshoumaru, you look so ridiculous! Ah, man, I have to tell you, this is a good look for you. The ribbons bring out your eyes!
Sesshoumaru, paying no attention to his half brother, leaps at Kotiya with a deadly glint in his eye. She takes no notice and decides he is going to tackle her so they may do things . . . not appropriate in front of an audience.
Kotiya, love struck and blushing: Sesshoumaru, right here? You are so eager! But, not here! You must wait until we get married and then we can have little fluffies!
This is enough to send the midair Sesshoumaru face faulting into the ground, not unlike Kagome's "sit".
Kotiya: Oh darling, are you okay?
Sesshoumaru, twitching in a pink plastic heap, only groans for mercy.
Kotiya: o.O Uhh.. okay . . . well anyway, please enjoy tonight's show! :::bows:::
Kagome is playing a flute. (Sorry, couldn't think of anything else.) (No wait! I can!!)
Kagome: Aww.. I was getting really good at it too... :::walks off stage:::
No wait! Come back! You are going to have a romantic picnic with Inuyasha!
Kagome, with big smile: Oh, all right!
It's a classic picnic, with red and white plaid blanket, and basket with watermelon slices, sandwiches, and the cold dismembered body parts of a cooked chicken.
Kagome: Eeeww, do you have to describe the chicken so graphically?
Kotiya: I could explain how it was killed... still twitching in the oven, you know they had to tie it down so it wouldn't run around in there.
Kagome, face pale: Couldn't they have killed it first???
Kotiya: Well, they did chop off its head, but they don't seem to need it. You know, there was a chicken who lived a long time without a head, a man kept it alive by dripping nutrients into its neck for it to go down its throat--
Kagome, hands over ears and eyes tightly shut: Lalalalalalalalalalalalala . . .
Kotiya: --I think it was something like nine days . . . no, that is how long a cockroach lives without a head . . . It was way longer, I think it was something like weeks or months . . . .
Kagome: Lalalalalalalalalalalalala--
Inuyasha, taking advantage of the moment: Hey, Kagome, this is some good chicken. Hey, it's brain stem is still hanging out, that's why it didn't die!
Kagome: Aaaaahhh! You two are so sick!! :::runs off of stage in disgust:::
Kotiya: She left...
Inuyasha: Leaves more food for me. (Munch munch) Hey, this is good chicken.
I know, it sucks. They're just little anecdotes. The later ones may get better, and the chicken will appear in future sessions. Please give reviews and include ideas for "episodes", all credit will be given.
Flame all you want. The chicken *will* have its revenge.
Actually I'll just cry and then delete it and write "I hate you" over and over on my English textbook.
Therefore, I can rightly say I have full ownership of...
This imaginary pizza slice! Muahahaha!
Okay, actually it belongs to my older brother... ::sniff::
This fanfic is not meant to make any sense what so ever. I think I will give it several plots, though, to make it all the more confusing. I might even throw in a few guest appearances, of other anime characters and of real people. And yes! There will be Kikyo bashing!
Now, before we commence, I must say one thing. It has little if anything to do with this and the Inuyasha storyline. But it will make a questionable introduction.
I am in love with Vash the Stampede.
He is a total dork, and a real sweetheart.
On a further note, I also had a crush on Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo. Yeah, yeah, she's the same gender as I, sue me. She's just so cool.
I also am head over heels with Duo Maxwell. If you don't know who he is, you . . . have really got to watch Gundam Wing. Actually I had a thing for Quatre too ^.^;;
Why I am saying this, I do not know. I think it's a confessional . . .
Oh, and during my Dragon Ball Z phase, Piccolo and Vegeta. But come on, Vegeta is just so cool. And Piccolo is green, pink, and I think he has antennae. And therefore I adore Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho because he resembles Vegeta, and he's got that third eye thing going on. Even though I have never in my life seen a single episode of Yu Yu Hakusho, I only read about it in a cool crossover with Gundamn Wing. I want to read it now, it was so cool...
:::ahem::: anyway, I am hoping you skipped over all of that. My newest affection is way better than all of those people (except Ryoko and Vash). He is, the sexy, suave heart throb, Sesshoumaru!!!!
:::wild applause::: Hey, no fair, you never give me that enthusiasm . . . Uhhh . . . Come on out, you sexy demon you!!
Sesshoumaru: . . . .
:::Inuyasha has evil grin, and pushes Sesshoumaru out into the open:::
Sesshoumaru: I hate you.
Me: No you don't! You loooove me!
Sesshoumaru: No, I want to kill you.
Me, with eyes narrowed for a moment: You will eventually give in. You are my little victim, and will learn to become completely dependent upon my presence! Muahaha!
Sesshoumaru: :::shudder::: Please... someone help me...
Me.. no, Kotiya. I am sick of typing out "me"...
Kotiya: See? My evil plan is already in full effect! Now, my fluffy sex toy, the audience wishes to see you... in... PINK SEQUINS!!! Bwahaha!
Everyone: :::sweat drop::: "Wha-"
Sesshoumaru: 0_0!! You can't be serious! No! I... I won't let you! You sick twisted perverted girl--
*poof*
Sesshoumaru, in a form fitting pink-sequined outfit. He also managed to get bright yellow bows in his pig tails.
The pigtails were on accident, I swear. And the yellow bows were supposed to be in his tail.
Sesshoumaru: . . .
Everyone else: . . . . . .
Kotiya: Awww, look at you! You're all pink, and multifaceted...
Sesshoumaru: . . .
Kotiya: What's wrong, don't you LIKE your new look?
Sesshoumaru: I am going to kill you.
Sesshoumaru swipes with his claws the yellow bows and ribbons out of his hair, which then returns to normal.
Inuyasha, meanwhile, has been about ready to explode because he is too shocked to let out his laughter. Well, not anymore...
Inuyasha: Bwahahahahaha! Sesshoumaru, you look so ridiculous! Ah, man, I have to tell you, this is a good look for you. The ribbons bring out your eyes!
Sesshoumaru, paying no attention to his half brother, leaps at Kotiya with a deadly glint in his eye. She takes no notice and decides he is going to tackle her so they may do things . . . not appropriate in front of an audience.
Kotiya, love struck and blushing: Sesshoumaru, right here? You are so eager! But, not here! You must wait until we get married and then we can have little fluffies!
This is enough to send the midair Sesshoumaru face faulting into the ground, not unlike Kagome's "sit".
Kotiya: Oh darling, are you okay?
Sesshoumaru, twitching in a pink plastic heap, only groans for mercy.
Kotiya: o.O Uhh.. okay . . . well anyway, please enjoy tonight's show! :::bows:::
Kagome is playing a flute. (Sorry, couldn't think of anything else.) (No wait! I can!!)
Kagome: Aww.. I was getting really good at it too... :::walks off stage:::
No wait! Come back! You are going to have a romantic picnic with Inuyasha!
Kagome, with big smile: Oh, all right!
It's a classic picnic, with red and white plaid blanket, and basket with watermelon slices, sandwiches, and the cold dismembered body parts of a cooked chicken.
Kagome: Eeeww, do you have to describe the chicken so graphically?
Kotiya: I could explain how it was killed... still twitching in the oven, you know they had to tie it down so it wouldn't run around in there.
Kagome, face pale: Couldn't they have killed it first???
Kotiya: Well, they did chop off its head, but they don't seem to need it. You know, there was a chicken who lived a long time without a head, a man kept it alive by dripping nutrients into its neck for it to go down its throat--
Kagome, hands over ears and eyes tightly shut: Lalalalalalalalalalalalala . . .
Kotiya: --I think it was something like nine days . . . no, that is how long a cockroach lives without a head . . . It was way longer, I think it was something like weeks or months . . . .
Kagome: Lalalalalalalalalalalalala--
Inuyasha, taking advantage of the moment: Hey, Kagome, this is some good chicken. Hey, it's brain stem is still hanging out, that's why it didn't die!
Kagome: Aaaaahhh! You two are so sick!! :::runs off of stage in disgust:::
Kotiya: She left...
Inuyasha: Leaves more food for me. (Munch munch) Hey, this is good chicken.
I know, it sucks. They're just little anecdotes. The later ones may get better, and the chicken will appear in future sessions. Please give reviews and include ideas for "episodes", all credit will be given.
Flame all you want. The chicken *will* have its revenge.
Actually I'll just cry and then delete it and write "I hate you" over and over on my English textbook.