AN: I decided to make a story dedicated to short random one shots! It's just gonna be random stuff I come up with but if you want(and by that I mean PLEASE) go ahead and recommend things for me to write about. Plots, items, characters, genres-whoever/whatever you want the chapter to be about. I do not support yaoi but for the sake of the fans I may accept couples/hinted pairings such as SweFin, GerIta, Spamano, USUK, FRUK, and others that I don't really remember. Pretty much anything besides SwitzerlandxAustria or... like ChinaxRussia-I couldn't really write anything for them.
Disclaimer: le me does not own le Hetalia :P
"I'm sooo bored~!" America whined, slumped over on his couch with a video game controller in hand.
"Well what do you want to do?" Canada asked him in a whisper, pausing their game and startling his brother.
"Whoa! Dude, when the hell did you get here?!" He asked in shock.
"...I've been here, playing video games with you for the past hour..." He whispered, hiding his disbelief and aggrivation.
"Oh...I thought I was playing the com." America shrugged. "Whatever. What do you suggest we do?" Canada questioned, trying to ignore his brother's infinite stupidity.
"I dunno...entertain me!" The American laughed, poking him in the side of the head repeatedly.
"And how do you suppose I do that?" Canada asked, annoyed.
"Let's go play somethin'!"
"We were just playing video games..."
"Let's play baseball!"
"Hell no."
"... Football?"
"American football? No. Let's play hockey." Canada grinned.
"Hockey? Eh I guess so...but if it's boring you have to entertain me and I get to pick what we do next!" America laughed cockily as they exited the house.
"Agh! OH MAN MY FACE! OW! DUDE , WHAT THE HELL?! I TOLD YOU NOT TO HIT THE FREAKING PUC SO DAMN HARD!" America cried clutching his bleeding eye and broken glasses in one hand and his probably internally bleeding side.
"How does it feel, ass hole?! Ha ha ha! That'll teach you, you stupid American!" Canada laughed in his typical quiet voice.
"Huh? I-I couldn't hear y-you man..." muttered America weakly.
Canada just looked at him, dropped the hockey stick and walked away whispering curses at his dumb brother.
AN: Ha ha I'm so mean, I just think he'd eventually get pissed and want pay back, am I right? My friend loves Canada but she kinda hates America so I hope she likes this where as I love both of them. This is my first time writing one-shots so I'll try to update soon, whenever I get ideas and I'm always accepting requests so R&R! Sayonara~!